The Snortfest is early today

[thegoose]

But it's incredible and fantastic and amazing... Boy, the writers are desperately trying to humanize the bloated orange beast. He just said "our cherished African American communities." OMG.

[vrguy]

1. Markets closed he can't break anything today

N/t

[onecaliberal]

2. Oh for fucks sake.

[RKP5637]

3. Maybe he's going for a doubleheader. n/t

[at140]

4. Still going on and on, his speech has the tone of a medicated individual.

[rickford66]

5. Midday is prime time now with everyone home

There's still the required delays to build up the suspense.

[3_Limes]

6. Any clues why it's early today?

I'm 110% that it's not so Donnie can make it to church on this very important day in his (alleged) religion. So what's the story?

[thegoose]

9. Chuck Todd said it's early because of Good Friday

So there's the "religion" scam.

[gratuitous]

11. Using Good Friday as an excuse

I'm guessing that Lord Littlehands wants to squeeze in a round of golf.

[MojoWrkn]

14. Prob headed to MaraLago to golf

on this Easter weekend! I believe he would self-immolate if he walked into a church!

[Kingofalldems]

7. Supposed to be nice Sunday----he will be playing golf.

[Windy City Charlie]

8. Must be

Must be going early today so he and the family can get away for the holiday weekend.

[thegoose]

10. Everyone has to say, "Thank you, Mr. President"

Grovel grovel... And I think they're being prematurely chipper about all their success.

[dalton99a]

13. Thank you, Mr. President

[Mossfern]

12. I don't feel like turning on my TV for this

it just depresses me. I ask those who have the stomach for this to keep us updated.
I usually watch because it's kind of entertaining, in a masochistic way .... it's amusing at times to see him go off the rails.

This social isolation thing is getting to me.
On edit: I'm watching
No self control, probably because of the lack of Oreos.