You First

[sheshe2]

You want to open the economy and the country again, now rather than later. With cases rising, deaths soaring and aerial photos of mass graves in NY, you want us open.

Fine. You First.

Here is what I suggest, you and your family, friends, admin, The GOP Senate and House can be the canaries in a coal mine. I want all of you including wives, kids and grand kids to attend a huge gala, the likes that the world has never seen before at Mar a Fuggo. We can make it a Disco Party like the last one at your seedy resorts. OOps, that did not work out well.

I want ya all there, shaking hands, kissing cheeks and stimulating the economy. No masks allowed for ya rich peeps, only the poor underpaid staff will be allowed PPE.

I want all your supporters standing outside shoulder to shoulder, coughing and sneezing on each other as they scream "Lock Her Up". MAGA!

You want to open us up, You First.

After all, it is only a Democratic Hoax. So party 'til ya drop....

[leftieNanner]

1. YES YES YES YES YES THIS!!!

nt

[sheshe2]

6. Thank you, Nanner.

[rzemanfl]

2. Well put. K&R. n/t

[lunatica]

3. Shout it from the roof tops!

[Newest Reality]

4. Excellent!

That's what I call an appropriate ultimatum.

[AirmensMom]

5. I like the way you think.

It works for me!

[Politicub]

7. That really puts things in perspective. Perfect.

“You go first,” will be my response to people who haphazardly suggest opening things back up without scientific evidence that it is safe.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Shit, all they have to do is look at Sweden.

Their misguided government decided not to impose any restrictions, and they have the worst increases in outbreaks and deaths in Europe. They have 9,685 cases, 544 new cases, 870 deaths and 77 new deaths today. That's 86 deaths per million population. By contrast, their neighbor Norway, with strict controls on quarantines, meetings and travel, has 6,314 cases, 95 new cases, 65 deaths, 5 new deaths and 21 deaths per million population. Denmark, which also has restrictions, has 5,819 cases, 184 deaths, 247 deaths, 10 new deaths and 43 deaths per million population. https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/ Sweden is the canary in the coal mine.

[sheshe2]

11. Exactly, TVO.

He opens in May all the sacrifice the care givers did to save lives are for naught as the sick will spike, as will the deaths. Many of which paid with their lives, will be right back there without out the PPE, that he OUTRIGHT REFUSES TO GIVE THEM.

I am incredibly angry right now.

[BigmanPigman]

22. I think tRump is happy to be tied with Italy in deaths.

He wants to "win" everything this new number should thrill him. 130 more deaths and we will be #1 in the world for most deaths. We just topped the 1/2 million cases point. Isn't "winning" great?!?

[Marie Marie]

9. Excellent.

[Delmette2.0]

10. Have rally in the states that have not shut down

Then walk through the crowd of your most loyal supporters with your family and cabinet. Shake hands, hug them show us all that there is nothing to fear.

[sheshe2]

13. Excellent idea.

MAGA!

[UncleNoel]

12. Exactly!

[paleotn]

14. Exactly...

I've been saying the same thing. Particularly down in red states. You guys want to carry on business as usual, go right ahead. Knock yourselves out. Give it 2 or 3 weeks and we'll see how that works out for ya. Even less for those already infected due to their own stupidity.

[sheshe2]

16. This.

Also they will not be able to cross any State borders. They are walled OUT!

[Hekate]

15. Yes, indeedy. I especially want Crown Princess Ivanka and her two brothers there...

...hugging and kissing the guests. Make sure their spouses, mistresses, and kids come along. Family friendly.

[sheshe2]

20. Speaking of the children of the corn?

Where the hell are they? Haven't been seen or heard from in months. They hiding from daddy dearest? Or just in isolation from what he has unleased on us all.

One way or another it's gonna find ya and gonna get ya get ya get ya.

[OMGWTF]

17. Lt. Gov. of Texassistan (R-Duh) said grandparents should be willing to die for the economy.

This jenius is 69 years old. You first grandpa.

[Rebl2]

19. Yes

please you go first Lt. Gov. along with all the other republicans and your families that want to get back out there. Go right ahead shake hands, kiss on the cheek, sneeze and cough on each other. We Democrats will stay at home and pick up the pieces as you all get sick.

[Ferrets are Cool]

18. OMG YES.YES.YES!!!!!

[bluestarone]

21. OH sooo good and

SOOO TRUE!!!!!!!

[Different Drummer]

23. This x 10,000!

[warmfeet]

24. Absolutely.

They would not have it any other way.

I approve of this message, Yugely!

[tiptonic]

25. Wow

So true. Let them work in a hospital for awhile. Then see sure they are about opening everything up.

[sheshe2]

28. Work without protective gear.

They would last 30 minutes and I am being generous.

[Demovictory9]

26. k&r

[renate]

27. this is genuinely a brilliant idea

Have a three-week quarantined MAGAt party at Mar-a-Lago, breathing the same air, touching the same fake gold crap. Let's see how safe it is.

[mcar]

29. Great idea!

You first, fckers.

[sheshe2]

30. That is the spirit.

[BadGimp]

31. #YouFirst is a winning hashtag IMO

[sheshe2]

32. If I tweeted I would use it.

[onecaliberal]

33. K&R

[crickets]

34. Damn straight. K&R

[niyad]

35. Works for me.