"My authority is total"

[LuckyCharms]

Trump just now said this in the presser.

[underpants]

1. Obvious follow up - is your accountability?

[Proud Liberal Dem]

4. Ha! Nope

All that's missing here is for him to reveal himself as a Sith Lord

[hangaleft]

5. Surely you jest!

Trump takes credit for successes, blames others for responsibility for problems.

Edit — it appears tRump said this during his presser, which I never watch. My post in an earlier thread addresses his “reopening” the economy.

[KewlKat]

2. Yeah...he will tell the dem govs to open and they will follow

Or so he says.

[BusyBeingBest]

3. Oh. I guess he forgot where he lives.

North Korea is thousands of miles THAT way, idiot.

[grumpyduck]

6. So is his fucking lunacy and asshole-ness.

[mentalsolstice]

7. I'm totally baked right now.

It’s the only way I watch this daily shitshow. I keep thinking, ok, need to step away from the pipe. But I’m reading the chyrons and nope, they confirm what I thought I heard.

[LuckyCharms]

8. Me too.

4 bong hits and he's still pissing me off.

[mentalsolstice]

9. Hah! I'm SMDH!

I keep watching because I want to see history as it happens in real time. I’m speechless.

[LuckyCharms]

12. He turns me into, as Joe Peschi says in "Goodfellas"

"Look at ya, ya mumblin' stumblin stuttering little prick ya".

He makes me grunt in anger. He compels me to make up 5 syllable swear words.

[Backseat Driver]

10. Blasphemous sarcasm I know, but couldn't resist which we MUST if we want

justice, beauty, and goodness to prevail! TRUTH IS HE IS TOTALLY INSANE!

[Disaffected]

11. Hmmm,

seems to think he is a dictator.

More like a dick-tater.

[MustLoveBeagles]

13. What a dick he is

And he doesn't have a fraction of Eric Cartman's wit and charm.

[LisaL]

14. He is confusing himself with Putin.

[samnsara]

15. He used these lines on his kids...

...and his wives....

[LuckyCharms]

16. You bet he did.