Fauci: No Evidence That Warmer Weather Will Make Trump Disappear

[denem]

Fauci: No Evidence That Warmer Weather Will Make Trump Disappear

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to what he called “wishful thinking” on the part of millions of Americans, Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Thursday that there was “no scientific evidence” that warmer weather will make Donald J. Trump disappear.

Answering a question from CNN’s Jake Tapper, Fauci said, “There’s a lot of stuff on the Internet about how, when the warmer weather comes, maybe Trump will disappear, or at least somewhat diminish the wreckage he causes. Unfortunately, there’s no evidence to suggest that this will be the case.”

Fauci said that, based on the photographic and video record of Trump at his Mar-a-Lago resort, “He appears to be more active in the warmer weather.”

“When the temperature goes up, he seems to get less lethargic and goes golfing,” Fauci said. “This suggests that, when the summer months come, we could be seeing a second wave of him, unfortunately.” ...

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fauci-no-evidence-that-warmer-weather-will-make-trump-disappear

[Wounded Bear]

1. It's getting to where I can't even laugh any more...

[klook]

2. LOL!

Just the headline made me laugh out loud.

How does Borowitz keep topping himself?

[denem]

4. I think Andy has a Jungian connection

to our borderline collective unconscious.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. A more effective way for tRump to disappear (unlikely to happen)

[marble falls]

12. I don't know, I can see him handing the whole kit and kaboodle to Pence just before the election ...

to say Pence lost it, or after the election to try to get somewhere with no extradition treaty.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

16. Republicons might convince him that he is killing their party. However it is unlikely he cares. . nt

[marble falls]

19. I agree. He really doesn't. He's just Republican enough to get access to all that fat federal cash.

[BComplex]

23. We still haven't gotten our check, either in the mail or direct deposit.

Whassup with that?

[malaise]

5. If warm weather made Covid-19 disappear

explain how the numbers in Jamaica jumped from 63 to 143 in five days. Explain how the virus spread at a call centre in one of the hottest parts of the island. And then explain the community spread.
Word is that Kingston and St Andrew will be locked down for seven days starting tonight.
Fuck these idiots who are spreading misinformation starting the Don the criminally negligent King of Cons.

[marble falls]

15. Its just not warm enough yet or Jamacans are just trying to make a liar out of Donnie Two Scoops.

y'all need to get with the program!!!

[abqtommy]

6. I'm on the verge of a panic attack thinking of summer photos of tRUMP in a mankini anywhere!

Somebody talk me down please!

[denem]

7. Funny you should say that ...

Friday's toons

[Hortensis]

21. :) But the Grim Reaper should have McConnell's face.

The Republican leadership is in genocide by pandemic way over their cowls.

[marble falls]

20. Something like this? ...

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[highplainsdem]

8. LOL! Love Borowitz! Thanks for posting!

[denem]

9. yw

:hugs:

[ffr]

10. How he comes up with such material, I have no idea.

[marble falls]

11. Cracked me and my wife up! Thank goodness for Andy Borowitz!

[IronLionZion]

13. He'll hold big campaign rallies again

[Hortensis]

14. I just needed this laugh about now. Love Borowitz. Thanks. nt

[Budi]

17. Lol. Wish it were true

Funny stuff at the Borowitz

[UTUSN]

18. I now can spot a BOROWITZ subject title on sight!1

[brer cat]

22. I love Borowitz.

K&R