Trump Assures Governors He Stands Ready To Take Credit For Their Hard Work Battling Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — On a call with the nation’s fifty governors, President Trump assured each state’s chief executive that he is “standing by” and “bigly ready” to take credit for all their hard work while battling the COVID-19 pandemic outbreak. Trump reportedly assured each and every governor that no matter what they did to mitigate the spread and flatten the curve of infections of the novel coronavirus within their state, he would “be right behind” them “ready to push them out of the spotlight” so that he could enter it. The president gave his “solemn loaf” that he would “see this thing through to the bitter end” and “gleefully take credit for everything that went well” while also denying any responsibility for the failures of his administration, or anything else for that matter.
“The president wanted every governor in his country to understand that he’s got their back,” newly hired White House Press Propagandist Kayleigh McEnany told reporters. “President Trump has always felt that’s the best place to be when you’re going to stab someone in the back anyway. But in this case, with this invisible scourge attacking this country, he really wanted to reiterate his strong position, which is waiting with bated breath and breathless anticipation to swoop in and take all the credit.”
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