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Rorey

(8,445 posts) Sat Apr 25, 2020, 11:16 AM Apr 2020

formaldehyde, glutaraldehyde, methanol

A combination of these are the disinfectants, taken intravenously, that WILL kill the virus. Feel free to pass this on to any MAGAts that you know.

You're welcome.

(If it's hard for them to remember these three key ingredients, just tell them to ask for embalming fluid.)

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formaldehyde, glutaraldehyde, methanol (Original Post) Rorey Apr 2020 OP

It's less work for the funeral home if they come in already embalmed. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2020 #1

Big bonus! Rorey Apr 2020 #3

Glutaraldehyde -- that shrinks your glutes, right?" klook Apr 2020 #2

LOL Rorey Apr 2020 #4

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)

1. It's less work for the funeral home if they come in already embalmed.

Reply to Rorey (Original post)

Sat Apr 25, 2020, 11:25 AM

Apr 2020

Rorey

(8,445 posts)

3. Big bonus!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 25, 2020, 11:31 AM

Apr 2020

Funeral homes could advertise a price break for them, not that they need to advertise anything these days. Business is good if you're in the death business.

klook

(12,154 posts)

2. Glutaraldehyde -- that shrinks your glutes, right?"

Reply to Rorey (Original post)

Sat Apr 25, 2020, 11:28 AM

Apr 2020

Gotta try it!

Does this coffin make my ass look big?

Rorey

(8,445 posts)

4. LOL

Reply to klook (Reply #2)

Sat Apr 25, 2020, 11:31 AM

Apr 2020

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