New Claim That Enemies of U.S. Developed Trump in Lab

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report)—Enemies of the United States developed Donald J. Trump in a top-secret biotech lab with the goal of wreaking untold havoc on the nation, a leading conspiracy theorist claimed on Monday.

The theorist, Harland Dorrinson, said that he has “conclusive evidence” that Trump was created by enemy scientists as the “ultimate weapon” to bring the United States to its knees.

“Having combed through binders of secret documents, I can say with a hundred per cent confidence that the person we have been calling Donald Trump was grown in a recombinant-DNA lab,” Dorrinson said.

“It’s the only possible explanation,” he added.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/new-claim-that-enemies-of-us-developed-trump-in-lab?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_050420&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&bxid=5be9f8cb24c17c6adf0e5d24&cndid=25394153&hasha=fb26c926963c5c9490d08ec70e179424&hashb=bdf4d201cc3085bf9e33a560ff1113486bc55d52&hashc=2be74124af08e0c5eac32b63da57f991ddf174992f33ca196b159292ec07e8a7&esrc=&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz

[Newest Reality]

1. Bingo!

I thought so. Nothing like that gross and mutant thing happens naturally.

[BComplex]

2. AND....his mother faked his birth certificate because she knew he would one day become president

Don't forget the birther angle.

[Wounded Bear]

3. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[CaptYossarian]

4. He brought the US to its knees...one Republican senator at a time.

[dem in texas]

5. thank you for the laugh of the day

I wish this "bug" could be wiped out by stomping it with my foot.

[Disaffected]

6. Speculation will now begin

over exactly what/whose DNA was used. There are many credible candidates.

I'm thinking maybe a howler monkey and a hippopotamus.

[LAS14]

7. That's the best explanation I've heard yet for this inexplicable turn in our society. nt