Hand to God, this came in the email today from my Credit Union

[Peacetrain]

Yes I live in Iowa


"Keep one Butter Cow of space
between you and others"

[Thomas Hurt]

1. I saw meme for FL...there it is one alligator, of course.

[Peacetrain]

4. You know, it may be a good way to get through to people..

[Lochloosa]

7. Our gators are longer than 6' here.

[lagomorph777]

12. I would definitely keep at least 6' social distance in that situation!

[CaptYossarian]

15. The gator looks like there used to be a third officer in the picture.

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. Officer Friendly, tastes like chicken

[CaptYossarian]

24. Good one.

[A HERETIC I AM]

25. Naaaah, he's just makin' a good living in that area.

That’s a grand dad, to be sure.

40 + years old, I would think.,

[not fooled]

28. That gator has

quite a swagger going.

[Lucinda]

30. I thought so too...the position of the (toes?) on the legs in motion

and the smile on his/her face.

[Hekate]

2. Love this

[Peacetrain]

5. Just the dose of humor I needed today

[hlthe2b]

3. As long as it is a big ole Holstein and not a little Jersey... LOL

[Peacetrain]

6. True that..

[tblue37]

8. Some have used alligators, moose, and other animals. I saw one with Arnold Schwarzenegger. nt

[Peacetrain]

11. rofl.. okay that is about the size of a butter cow.. or at least the young Arnold

[Bernardo de La Paz]

9. Canada has a different metric

At Winnipeg, Manitoba, airport (usual way point in other times for polar bear tourists):

[Peacetrain]

10. I love it.. and in French too!!

[lagomorph777]

13. Tres bien!

Amusant!

[aeromanKC]

14. I thought for sure they would have ended it with udders.

"Keep one Butter Cow of space
between you and udders"

[sandensea]

16. Or two bassets

[warmfeet]

20. Aw, that will be my visual image of social distancing.

Gorgeous!

[sandensea]

21. Thank you. Glad you liked it.

They're a handful - but you never forget them.

All that love, personality, and just plain goofiness.

[CaptYossarian]

17. To others, it looks like Mad Libs.

Or maybe Mad Cow?

(Actually, Mad Libs sounds like another site similar to DU.)

[calimary]

18. At the local hardware store, the metric is a big broad eagle with wings spread all the way out.

Kinda neat, actually.

[Hortensis]

22. Love it. And the others. Thanks for the smiles, everyone.

[PWPippinesq]

23. Our Senator Angus King has said to stay the length of a moose away from one another - up to 10 feet

[burrowowl]

26. Thanks for the post!

[mwooldri]

27. This song has been in my head...

Two meters please...

[DBoon]

29. I like this one