Yes, Trump IS Taking Hydroxychloroquine

[NanceGreggs]

He also graduated at the top of every school he’s attended, is a self-made billionaire and a stable genius, had the largest inauguration crowd in history, is the most respected man in the world, and is a devout Christian and devoted family man who weighs 239 pounds.

[Cha]

1. And, trump is "not responsible for anything".

[wnylib]

28. Very true. He is so

not responsible for anything that he is totally irresponsible.

[Cha]

29. Yes, his whole irresponsible life..

Link to tweet

[Hermit-The-Prog]

2. You left out a few things ...

[kentuck]

3. Would he lie?

Another likely distraction by Mr Trump.

[TEB]

4. I just wish he would

Skip the actual hydroxychloroquine and go directly to disinfectants.

[samnsara]

5. i hope he is taking it...dbl doses!

[Ilsa]

6. One dose with each meal!

I hope he gums them down like skittles.

[Ilsa]

7. Maybe his dr rigged a placebo for him.

Something the dr knows is safe, but satisfies trump's demand for the drug. Maybe its an low-dose aspirin.

[JHB]

9. Or (see #8)

[Rjymeena]

20. My spouse said the same when we were discussing this

[JHB]

8. Yes, he IS taking...

#spaceforce
#girthergate

[Lord Ludd]

22. Much preferred Hydrox over Oreos as a kid

Tried out the current Hydrox incarnation -- meh.

[jaxexpat]

10. He's been using unauthorized drugs for years.

So in character, touting a substance named "Fantastic".

[mfcorey1]

11. This thread is hilarious!

[Larissa]

12. Somehow someway

Trump-Kushner Inc. is going to make money on this coronavirus deal. What better way to market off label use of a drug than to claim that you're using it yourself? MAGA!

[Sunsky]

13. I don't believe him

Conley did not prescribe an outside of approved usage, unproven, potentially dangerous drug as prophylactic for BLOTUS, unless he wants to go the same route as Conrad Murray with MJ.
What would happen to Conley if Trump experienced a serious life threatening effect? This is the president we're talking about. The most protected person in the nation. We don't experiment with our Presidents. Do they really expect us to believe this crap? They're all lying to save face because of Bright's testimony.

[extvbroadcaster]

14. He's not taking it

He was just "riffing" - telling the marks what they want to hear. He was making it up, lying, like he always does. Of course there is no proof he is taking it, just his word, which is worth less than zero.

[Blue Owl]

15. Tee hee hee!

[lame54]

16. Glad you cleared that up

[Doreen]

17. He is lying. The WH doctors would not give him that stuff.

He is trying to make a sale. How many people do you think are going to die following what he said he is doing? That couple died already when he started this crap.

[Harker]

18. Ultimately, no one knows Trumpsky

better than you do. Or better than I do.

[mountain grammy]

19. Exactly!

[bubbazero]

21. STOP......QUOTING......THE......."ONION".....w/o due credit

Satire is appreciated, but must have a least some truth ...................................................................................................................................................................Oh, Shit, ............My Bad ...........The coffee just kicked in ..........so very sorry mz Greggs...........you were simply REPEATING (accurately), Lord Tiny Hands own Prostate derived Pronouncements! ................Thank you for the humor in these most trying of times!

[The Wizard]

23. 239 pounds on Mercury. (NT)

[AlexSFCA]

24. his dr would not prescribe it to him so he not taking it

just another lie to promote the drug. It’s probably going to be very popular in red states, maybe even black market for that as doctors won’t prescribe it for covid-19 prevention. All trump supporters should take it! Double dose for goos measure and keep taking until pandemic is over. This is as much covid-19 pandemic as trumpism.

[czarjak]

25. The Pro-Israel/Pro-Russia Evangelical. That's how stupid Donald is.

[not_the_one]

26. If he is not outright lying...

He probably takes one teeny-tiny drop per day, or just moistens his finger and touches his tongue. That way he isn't "lying".

He is the personification of "fake".

[Kablooie]

27. Trump is the antithetical George Washington. "I cannot tell a truth."

Of course he's not taking it.
If he makes a claim you can always know the truth because it will be the opposite.

Without fail.