Trump's Ho (warning-kinda graphic)

[kpete]

https://www.bigbendgazette.com/stories/blog-post-title-one-4dffm-bg33l-gcf4x-7ya53-bp3rs-blp5m-297b7-5l52b-lm332-g89cr

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Couldn't resist . . . . . . .

Right next to the barracks by the main gate
there stood a lantern and stands there up to date
We're going to meet there again
Next to the lantern we will remain
Like then, Lili Marlene
Like then, Lili Marlene

Our casted shadows appearing as one
and the love we had, clear to everyone
and to all people that was quite plain
when by the lantern we were stayin'
Like then, Lili Marlene
Like then, Lili Marlene

Already says the sentry, lights-out's being called
that can cost you three days, comrad let's not get stalled
We said goodnight right there and then
How I would love be with you again
With you, Lili Marlene
With you, Lili Marlene

It knows your nice walking, as you come along
every night it's burning, but it forgot me long
And if it comes and I'll be slain
Who by the lantern will be coming then
With you, Lili Marlene
With you, Lili Marlene

Off the lands of silence, off the earthly ground
in a dream it lifts me, your kiss leaves me astound
When the mist of night swirls into reign
There by the lantern I will be again
Like then, Lili Marlene
Like then, Lili Marlene

https://lyricstranslate.com/en/lili-marleen-lili-marlene.html

[CincyDem]

2. "Kinda graphic"??? Lol...this should come with a packet of eye bleach. Lol. n/t

[Hermit-The-Prog]

3. That one's well past the sell-by date.

[UTUSN]

4. Excellent likeness!1

[dalton99a]

5. Kick

[kairos12]

6. Excuse while I look for one of those long nasal swabs to use on my eyes.

[Blue Owl]

7. Turnin' Tricks for her John (Barron)

n/t

[Paladin]

8. Ewww! Disturbingly accurate. (nt)

[marieo1]

9. Perfection

It's perfect............thanks, Kpete

[sandensea]

10. The new J. Edgar

[keithbvadu2]

11. A little too much thigh master.

[Stuart G]

12. Kick..Thank You for posting...

[iluvtennis]

13. Love it - thanks for the post!

[GoCubsGo]

14. Thank you for the warning.

[bronxiteforever]

15. Kick and recommend.

[infullview]

16. dis Barr'd

[Brogrizzly]

17. I can't unsee this. N/t

[WhiskeyGrinder]

18. Such a lazy metaphor.

[Scarsdale]

19. I was expecting to see

Maleria! She thought he was wealthy after she saw a big bulge in his pocket. Turned out to be a stack of I.O.U's to Putin and Jyna. Now she keeps having her eyes made smaller, so she does not have to see him!

[CaptYossarian]

20. Ole Bill has changed breeds.

He's gone from bloated Shar Pei to full St. Bernatd.

In this case, the barrel on his collar would have Russian vodka for his master's master.