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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsProfiles in Perfidy, XIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Liberals and Trump haters criticize me for playing golf when almost 100,000 people have died due to the pandemic. . . . But what they won't tell you is that I get some of my best ideas (ideas that could save America) while golfing. . . . Like what if we create these virus eating mosquitoes so they're all eaten or down with malaria? . . . . What if we changed its name from "virus" to "blessing"? Then it would be "the corona blessing" like some Catholic thing and everyone will want to have it. . . Imagine what I could come up with if I was doing 18 holes!"
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Profiles in Perfidy, XIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
May 2020
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sop
(10,248 posts)1. "Yeah 100,000 people are dead...now watch this drive."
Kid Berwyn
(14,958 posts)2. "It's not like I was going to do any work today, anyway."
Or, any day. What do I look like, a workhorse?
skip fox
(19,359 posts)3. D.T. continues:
"Sure it's a tragedy. . . . When I think about the virus I always hook the ball to the left."
underpants
(182,879 posts)4. We are playing Mulligans, right?
skip fox
(19,359 posts)5. D.T. continues:
"Why are you people following me out here anyway? You want more ventilators? You want more masks? The testing isn't good enough for you. . . .Geez. You're never satisfied!"