Still in store for 2020

[misanthrope]

We have 20 hurricanes, one of which rains flaming hailstones, another pelts victims with boiled asparagus. A thunderstorm in the Plains actually rains frogs. Oh, and the frogs have laser guns.

In place of another stimulus check, Washington DC foists AMC Pacers on American citizens.

The creepy kids from 1960's "Village of the Damned" turn up in a small Utah town. No one cares.

Alligators learn to fly.

The fates are saving the major asteroid threat for the cherry atop New Year's Eve.

[PJMcK]

1. Thanks for the heads-up

I'm going to bed.

Good night.

[lunatica]

2. Is that all?

LOL!

[Jamastiene]

3. And Anonymous is back.

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Try to bring up the Minn. PD's web site. Anonymous took it down.

[Hekate]

4. Works for me, but have we yet reached the 10 Plagues necessary to mention at Passover 2021?

Tears hair, rends garments

[johnp3907]

5. Those alligators.....

[murielm99]

6. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

[Doreen]

7. You forgot to mention the cats with xray vision.

[Initech]

8. I'd expect DC to give us the next stimulus check in the form of an AMC gift card.

And those are pretty much useless right now since we can't go to movie theaters!

[roamer65]

9. GIANT METEOR 2020.

This time we almost need it.