Mr. Trump, sir, with all due respect, I think I might have an idea that will solve your mask issue.
Personally, I totally understand that wearing a mask just "isn't you". You are a master communicator and anyone knows that effective communication depends not just on what is said, but how it is said. The expression on a speaker's face can give depth and nuance to mere words that only an orator of your skill would fully appreciate.
So, my suggestion is that you obtain one of those clear plastic bags that is large enough to fit over your head without mussing your hair. Slip it on before your next public appearance and then---this is vital---use duct tape below your collar line to form an airtight seal around your neck. Button your collar, cinch up your tie and there you have it!
Virus can't get in; virus can't get out. And, you can see and be seen!
I think I can guarantee that in no time at all, no one will be bugging you to wear one of those silly masks!
You're welcome, sir.
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That it wouldn't smear his makeup.
The duct tape would even keep it off his collar.
All he has to do is take out a sword and cut his own head off. That solves everything.
