He's signing an EO to build a national park

[Laura PourMeADrink]

with statues of the greatest Americans? That's what President Kevorkian just said in his monotone hypnotic speech. And remind me... Didn't he have a fling with Mary Hart?

[tanyev]

1. Ooh! Ooh! Let me guess who's going to be first!!

[at140]

2. Never heard of Mary Hart before, is she an actress or a TV anchor in SD?

[Polly Hennessey]

4. Miss South Dakota, 1970.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

10. Think like an anchor on E entertainment news?

[dflprincess]

3. Meanwhile he's been doing his best to destroy exisitng national parks.

While protecting statues of traitors.

[JohnnyLib2]

6. Damn right.

What a dangerous fool

[dustyscamp]

5. Limbaugh, Hannity, Reagan, and other assholes

[Newest Reality]

7. Candidates?

Benedict Arnold? Al Capone? John Wayne Gacy? Nixon? Joe McCarthy?

Just trying to figure out who he would pick. There are so many to chose from.

[roamer65]

8. Ted Bundy, The Unabomber and Jeffrey Dahmer and Jeffrey Epstein.

[Takket]

9. anyone mentioned in Billy Joel's "we didn't start the fire"

and btw....... holy shit do we ever need a new version of that song just for the last four years.

[SeattleVet]

13. His own, of course...

"Been a Dick" Donald.

[Dirty Socialist]

16. Jeff Davis

The Confederacy's OTHER president.

[Under The Radar]

11. Still takes Congress to fund it.

[GeorgeGist]

14. Thank you

[struggle4progress]

12. Visit the incredible Mount Lymore National Park, now under new management!

Take the kids on our Trump Airline ride. Sign up for a chance to win a free diploma from Trump University! Donate to the charitable Trump Foundation to help our re-election campaign! Hear the inside story of the Trump Tower meeting from our animatronic Jared! Enjoy our sculpture garden with a statue of Rush Limbaugh together with eleven statues of the President in various thoughtful poses, emphasizing his vast medical knowledge and diplomatic experience; his many friendships with Diamond, white supremacists, and Silk; his deep respect for attractive young women; and more! Subscribe to our library of famous Trump speeches and get a new 8-track tape every month, containing some of the President's best words, including "fake." Enjoy fine dining, such as our famous Cinco de Mayonnaise Taco Bowl, crafted the traditional way using tasty hot dogs re-purposed from our finest unsold Trump Steaks! Buy a season pass for the family: you'll want to come back again and again!

[whistler162]

15. Eminent domain Mar-a-Largo and

bulldoze the newer buildings and put the statues there. Might have to bulldoze the Post mansion if Trump has maintained it to his usual standards.,