So my last can of Minestrone is a deadly weapon now?

[vercetti2021]

What's next? Box of crackers are IEDs?

I'm trying to be funny but failing currently.

Do I need a license to have this can of soup? Is it covered under the 2A?

[gratuitous]

1. Nice try, hippie

You're coming with us, you terrorist. It was Minestrone, Captain. Yeah, I know. Probably get the chair for this.

[vercetti2021]

2. You'll never take me or my delicious vegetable soup alive!

Gets on the antifa plane and goes into imagination land

[ChoppinBroccoli]

3. That's Why You Need To Show ID When You Buy Groceries

[vercetti2021]

10. I'm in trouble

I normally pay in cash

[C_U_L8R]

4. Gluten free saltine shurikens

And vegan battle axes. That's the way we roll.

[vercetti2021]

12. Yep

We are hippie eco terrorists too now

[TheBlackAdder]

5. Bullets aren't taxed, but there's a $500 Canned Soup Return Tax.

[vercetti2021]

11. Damn

My soup gained value. Thanks Trump!

[agingdem]

6. my kids said my homemade vegetable soup was a "killer...

who knew peas and carrots were deadly weapons!!!!

[vercetti2021]

9. Omg you're teaching them to be lil killers!

How dare you!

[agingdem]

13. Lions and tiger and bears and...green beans and potatoes ...oh my!

[vercetti2021]

14. I'll get you my pretty and your little tomatoes too!

AHAHAHAHA!

[Crunchy Frog]

7. OMG! I just recently got 6 cans of Campbell's bean with bacon soup.

And now I find out that I'm a terrorist.

The things that I learn about after being off the site for a few hours.

[vercetti2021]

8. Yep we are terrorists!

What shall we do? The Campbell's organization is gonna be put on a list by the gov