Color me shocked. The White House issues a statement about the Navalny poisoning

[steve2470]

Link to tweet

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs

Jennifer Jacobs
@JenniferJJacobs
Sr. White House reporter for Bloomberg News / @business. Reporting what I know, not what I think.

eta: more from Kaitlan Collins of CNN

Link to tweet

[thecrow]

1. Oh I thought it would be more like

“Hooray for Putin he is so strong.“

Let’s see where this goes if it’s their real response.

[steve2470]

2. it would not surprise me if Trump calls Putin later today, grovels and apologizes...

and then revises that statement to say something mealy-mouthed like "oh we have no idea how this happened or where it came from, we are investigating, yada yada ".

[Cirque du So-What]

3. I bet the orange menace doesn't even know about this tweet

I further bet there's a tantrum when he finds out.

[dhol82]

4. Ok, that would make sense.

[struggle4progress]

5. "We've decided no more of our money will support Russian poisoning activities!"

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. The Kremlin: "It was definitely Chechens still angry about Charlie Hebdo."

White House: "Well, that checks out."

[frazzled]

7. I worry about him trying it here

Honestly. I never know what’s going through that man’s head. I hope Biden has a taster on staff.

[Nevilledog]

8. I expected it to be blaming Navalny for being a Tea drinker.

[orwell]

9. Are we sure this wasn't...

...ANTIFA!

They are everywhere...

[Johnny2X2X]

10. White House is going to make Hunter Biden pay for this!

Wait for it.

[EndlessWire]

11. What?

"and restrict funds for their malign activities.“

Who are they funding? What do they know, and when did they know it?

They can't even issue a rebuke in a competent manner. Kamala can't get here quick enough.