Bags of SOUP????

[grobertj]

You can't make this stuff up! Will they start tracking buyers of soup?

[Sneederbunk]

1. Chili with beans is considered heavy ordnance.

[rsdsharp]

2. You can make this stuff up.

Trump just did. And he’ll do it again.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

3. I don't buy alot of canned soup

I prefer to make it at home. Freeze the leftovers.
Guess I will fall through the cracks with this latest silly trumpism bullshit.

[CatWoman]

13. canned soup contains entirely too much sodium

even the low sodium varieties

[I_UndergroundPanther]

15. I guess the salt

Masks the fact it's tastelessness in a can.

[CatWoman]

17. i think the salt is needed for preservation

[I_UndergroundPanther]

18. Yeah

Preservation and to cover up tastelessness both.

[Mariana]

25. It's not needed for preservation.

The canning process preserves it just fine, and it would if there was zero salt in it. The salt is there because most people who buy canned soup like it salty.

[vercetti2021]

4. Bean and bacon is deadly now

Campbell's and progreso stock gonna bounce from all the soup they'll sale now. Sorta like guns and ammo

[WyattKansas]

5. tRUMP's 'big bags of soup'

Just think about how heavy these 'big bags of soup' would be to run around with and wouldn't these alleged bags bust open right away?

I'll say it again, he can't even lie as well as a juvenile delinquent making up cover stories.

[Sneederbunk]

6. Reportedly a shortage of soup. Protesters turning to creamed corn.

[underpants]

9. FOOD FIGHT!!!

[OAITW r.2.0]

7. Big tell, actually.

He wanted to say big cans of soup, but his associations got mixed up and he blurted out bags of soup. When I first heard that, I thought, how is that dangerous? Yeah, it could be messy, like water balloons, but not particularly dangerous. At a later point, he got the correct association - cans of soup.

Another mental screw up by Trump....

[appalachiablue]

19. That's what I thought, bags of soup? Language is not his gift.

Cannister shot, Civil War style and lethal.

[procon]

8. Now that Trump has weaponized soup the price

Is going to shoot thru the roof so better start stocking up. Get a supply of Military Mushroom Soup, Incendiary Italian Minestrone, Cluster Clam Bombs, or the Improvised Egg Drop (IED) Soup Bomb.

[Ligyron]

11. lol, good one.

[appalachiablue]

20. +1 Chuncky beef stew is a killer

[BGBD]

10. When Trump starts talking about bags of soup

you can bet he found the bottom of a box of wine.

[Blue Owl]

12. Joni "Bread Bags" Ernst and Donny "Soup Bags" Trump

What a freakshow the GOP has become...

[PatSeg]

14. He says the weirdest things

"Its soup for my family." Does he think people really talk like that?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

16. Next up for capitalism to put up for sale is soup bag bazookas.....

and even soup bag canons and missile launchers. All available at Walmart.

And, perhaps soup bag catcher's mitts for grabbing your lunch during battle.

This could get real nasty.......


KY.............

[I_UndergroundPanther]

21. Giant decorative spoons.

Will be weapons.. during soup warfare.


https://www.wayfair.com/keyword.php?keyword=giant+spoon+wall+decor


https://www.walmart.com/ip/Giant-Galvanized-Metal-Fork-Spoon-Knife-Farmhouse-Decor-Kitchen-Wall-Hanging-Set/398170588

[KY_EnviroGuy]

22. Those would also be great for scooping up tear gas canisters....

and tossing them back to their rightful owners.......

[I_UndergroundPanther]

24. Good use!

Plus the visual of giant spoons held aloft
by protesters would be fucking cool.

It's not a weapon it's a utensil..officer...

[I_UndergroundPanther]

23. Giant decorative spoons.

Will be weapons.. during soup warfare.


https://www.wayfair.com/keyword.php?keyword=giant+spoon+wall+decor

https://www.google.com/search?q=large++4+ft.spoon+wall+decor+aluminum&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwi3k-G2lszrAhUHLN8KHZcVBBgQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=large++4+ft.spoon+wall+decor+aluminum&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQDDIECB4QCjoFCAAQzQJQjvQBWICXAmDMpAJoAHAAeAGAAfgBiAH2CJIBBTEuNi4xmAEAoAEBwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=lHRQX7f5A4fY_AaXq5DAAQ&bih=441&biw=320&client=ms-android-motorola-rev2#imgrc=8r5s3N328rewIM



https://www.walmart.com/ip/Giant-Galvanized-Metal-Fork-Spoon-Knife-Farmhouse-Decor-Kitchen-Wall-Hanging-Set/398170588

[niyad]

26. To be fair, there are bags of soup, mostly for restaurant or soup bar use. My market actually had

some in their markdown specials a few weeks ago.