If Bill Barr was stuck in quicksand...

[Nevilledog]

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[cayugafalls]

1. I have to download one first, but I'm sure he won't go anywhere...

But which one do I choose?

Hrmm...give me a minute.

[Nevilledog]

2. No hurry. It's not like you're gonna help him anyway. Take. Your. Time.

[Enterstageleft]

11. Add water. They sink faster.

[Nevilledog]

12. Good to know. I like learning new things.

[GopherGal]

15. Is that so?

Well, then, I'd ride off to obtain some water to bring back.

[House of Roberts]

3. Is there a game that involves an anvil?

I don't know much about phone games.

[RussellCattle]

4. Laughed out loud at all three replies. That's what we got going, our humor.

An anvil. Love it.

[Grokenstein]

5. I don't have an iPhone.

But I have a box full of angry scorpions taped to the end of a pole!! (shakes box)

[Eyeball_Kid]

14. Yo! n/t

[Coventina]

6. No way would I risk my horse's health on pulling that asshole out of quicksand.

I'd throw him the rope and say "Good luck!"

Maybe I'd ride for help, if something didn't distract me first....

[Nevilledog]

7. Good heavens.... Why would you contemplate helping him?

[Coventina]

8. Quicksand is a horrible way to go...I don't know if I could really have it on my conscience to do

absolutely nothing.

I'd rather see him rot in prison for the rest of his natural life......

[Nevilledog]

9. You could step on his head and shorten his suffering. Not that I would.

[Coventina]

10. Haha! You make a valid point....

[brewens]

13. Black Oak Arkansas-Swimmin' In Quicksand

[live love laugh]

16. Candy crush 🍭

[dustyscamp]

17. I'd just take a piss

[jcgoldie]

18. Save the hand cart!

[Doreen]

19. Since I need a new phone I would just leave the rope on the saddle and

ride the horse to the phone store.

[LakeArenal]

20. I'd ask the horse what he thinks.

The “nays” have it. No help.

[Le Roi de Pot]

21. Good Question..But to answer I would set out on the horse to buy an iPhone

I am an Android User.

Sorry Bill Barr.