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Apparently now mask holsters are a thing for Trump MAGA fans. What could go wrong?! (Original Post) riversedge Sep 2020 OP
Darwin Award Contender. MontanaMama Sep 2020 #1
Darwin Award contestants... kysrsoze Sep 2020 #2
Can't wait for his 'gun safety' video on Youtube louis-t Sep 2020 #3
I would burst out laughing Ohiogal Sep 2020 #4
I'm imagining the pathologist following the Ilsa Sep 2020 #5
Don't Forget... ProfessorGAC Sep 2020 #11
A new meaning for the term "shooting your mouth off". nt Buns_of_Fire Sep 2020 #6
This has gotta be a joke. TreasonousBastard Sep 2020 #7
"And be sure to check out our other great ideas! Like the new jockstock/holster combo! struggle4progress Sep 2020 #8
Shooting their mouths off again lame54 Sep 2020 #9
How does one even pull their gun in this scenario, or does someone taller Ilsa Sep 2020 #10
No, No! ProfessorGAC Sep 2020 #12
For most of these nitwits gratuitous Sep 2020 #16
This was posted earlier today. gristy Sep 2020 #13
Don't laugh,... it could come in very handy if you have an,... magicarpet Sep 2020 #14
Never ending stupid. ooky Sep 2020 #15

MontanaMama

(23,337 posts)
1. Darwin Award Contender.
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:43 PM
Sep 2020

I don’t think I could keep a straight face if I saw this knucklehead in real life.

Ilsa

(61,698 posts)
5. I'm imagining the pathologist following the
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:51 PM
Sep 2020

Bullet's trajectory through the heart, a lung, and possibly spine, depending on how that holstered is angled.

Conclusion: subject died of stupidity.

ProfessorGAC

(65,168 posts)
11. Don't Forget...
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:59 PM
Sep 2020

...the propulsion gasses starting the mask on fire. Hot gasses into the lungs and eyes would be just great for people!!!

struggle4progress

(118,334 posts)
8. "And be sure to check out our other great ideas! Like the new jockstock/holster combo!
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:52 PM
Sep 2020

Or our famous beer-bong holster: stay ready to enforce law-and-order while you suck a cold one through the barrel of your Glock!"

gristy

(10,667 posts)
13. This was posted earlier today.
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:01 PM
Sep 2020

It was silly then and it is still silly now. "A thing", is it? Not. All I see is one asshole in two photos in two locations and two shirts.

magicarpet

(14,167 posts)
14. Don't laugh,... it could come in very handy if you have an,...
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:01 PM
Sep 2020

.... unexpected tooth ache outta nowhere.

Bang bang shoot the bad tooth,... save the bucks it costs for a root canal.

This could put dentists out of bidness.

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