Apparently this is real

[catbyte]

Link to tweet

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OH, NOES!!!!!!!!!!!

[DBoon]

1. wild animals require no training to attack MAGATs

Critters know who is their friend and who isn't

[2naSalit]

3. Exactly!

[Nevilledog]

2. We're gonna need to build some more mental hospitals.

[lagomorph777]

22. The Twit poster's ID should be included, so a major shitstorm can be brought to bear.

[Sneederbunk]

4. If a raccoon partners with a weasel,

you might as well give up.

[hvn_nbr_2]

27. If an orange raccoon mates with a weasel toupee, you get Bill Barr as AG. nt

[LakeArenal]

5. Sure hope they are.

Weasles are highly trainable. Just look at dump’s base.

[crud]

6. Last time I was in the park

there was this squirrel giving me the side eye. That explains it.

[irisblue]

7. Catbyte, you piqued my curiosity...🐐

Link to tweet

[catbyte]

13. OMG.

[Zambero]

8. Well that explains everything

While out hiking I was intimidated by a gang of very mean squirrels sporting razor-sharp ankle spurs. Thanks a lot Antifa!

[Biophilic]

9. Thank god for DU

I used to see things like this "news" story and just go nuts. It wasn't good for my heart. Now I just read what you all on DU say and laugh and feel better. Thanks. I'm surrounded by black walnut trees filled with nuts and squirrels practicing their bombardment skills. But I'm not worried anymore. Now I know they're being trained by antifa. Thank heavens.

[catbyte]

14. Perhaps if you explained to them you're an ally, they'll leave you alone.

Welcome to DU!

[cwydro]

24. Damn the little fuzz balls!

I'm an ally, but they keep stealing my bird seed! And I even leave nuts out for them. Grr.

[Biophilic]

25. Thanks, catbyte

Ducking and dodging helps to keep me limber. Besides I want them to have really good aim when the right time comes. So I'm ok affording them target practice.

[lunatica]

28. Please watch out for the nuts

When they’re not at Trump rallies they try to blend in to the scenery.

[soothsayer]

10. Whales attacking boats? Checks out

[TheBlackAdder]

11. Republicans -- Always distracted by someone shouting SQUIRRELS

[lunatica]

29. LOL!

[betsuni]

12. The raccoons are kind of slow because they have to wash the soup cans before they throw them.

[malaise]

15. ROFL

[jcgoldie]

16. OMG and Squirrels!

Everyone cover your nuts!

[Yavin4]

17. Dammittt!! Who talked? Loose lips sink ships!

We've got a spy in our ranks.

[ARPad95]

18. OMG! How stoopid can one person be?!?!? My dh and I always jog the wooded trails around here.

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We meet all kinds of woodland critters. One thing I know for sure, the raccoons, squirrels, chipmunks, deer, foxes, rabbits, snakes, otters, beavers, muskrats, etc. will never stay still long enough for us to get them through their 1st ANTIFA training session. They're just not cut out to toe the line when it counts. They always go AWOL when we approach.

Edited to add:

My friend and I used to walk one of the trails and this happened during late winter with snow on the ground. We spied a critter ahead of us on the trail. It turned out to be what we thought was a white weasel/mink. It was so unusual we stopped to take photos of it until it started to come toward us! We freaked out and ran as it followed us down the trail. A couple of days later, someone had placed a cardboard sign on a park bench along the trail. The sign had a photo of a brown ferret stating, "Lost! Have you seen this ferret? Please call [phone #]." OMG! It was someone's pet ferret that had turned white from being out in the snow. No wonder it came after us. It thought we were going to rescue it. Poor thing.

[unitedwethrive]

19. Excellent. Finally all of our liberal know-how being put to good use.

And, since woodland animals don't talk, they can't turn us in when they are interrogated.

Next up, training the murder hornets to only attack MAGAts.

[Faux pas]

20. Yeah

sure ya betcha. The stoopid seems to be a bottomless pit.

[Leith]

21. And they get upset

when we think they're stupid.

An idea that could work, though: get somebody in a red baseball cap to piss off the crows that live near the hiking trail.

There was a study done where a volunteer put on a halloween style mask and upset some crows who attacked in retaliation. The volunteer had no trouble in the area walking without the mask. Another volunteer put the mask on and got divebombed. Even 5 years after the experiment, somebody walking in that area wearing the mask got attacked by crows who remembered and by younger crows who learned from the older ones.

Forget the raccoons and goats! Let's teach the corvids (crows, ravens, etc.) to hate red caps! We can do it!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

23. Just leak it to the wingnuts we microchip the critters during the training....

so all they have to do is catch them and take them to a vet for ID..........

[Spazito]

26. A perfect example of the herd mentality the...

stable genius spoke about last night. Whew, now I understand it all!