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Rudy Giuliani shouts out to nobody, Im Running for President of Ukraine!
Sep 19 2020
Reporter Raisa Stinknow
Baked News Network (BNN)
A drunk and rowdy Rudy Giuliani was seen shouting down a dark hallway outside his hotel room door in Moscow. Giuliani, stumbling back from a night of drinking at the Russian hot spot Putin On The Titz, old-man hoarse-screamed, Im sick and god damn tired of being stepped on like a cheap Tiparillo!... and, Fuck it, Im running for President of Ukraine!... Joe Biden aint done with me... not in the fuckin leastest... DO YOU HEAR ME, you damn commie bastards?!
Giuliani then appeared to quickly run out of breath, pause, and with a grin he burped through his nose and mumbled, 9 one-one, 9 one-one. The so-called Americas Mayor was bent over with his hands on his knees and swaying, trying to stay conscious, when two older Russian speaking women showed up... maybe night maids. They helped Giuliani back into his room, pushing him through the doorway while happily clapping their hands together as if he wouldnt be seen again.
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(36,486 posts)Good stuff, but remember, "You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter".