Chris CRISPY threatened to sit on BLOOMBERG - is that attempted assault or attempted murder?!1

[UTUSN]

"David Paterson’s dishy new memoir, 'Black, Blind & in Charge.' ”

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https://nypost.com/2020/09/24/chris-christie-once-threatened-to-sit-on-mike-bloomberg-memoir/

Chris Christie once threatened to sit on Mike Bloomberg, memoir claims

.... “I was told by the protocol people that nobody escorts the Queen but Prince Philip,” the rotund Jersey chief executive sniped to Paterson. “But I bet you that Bloomberg is going to try to stand in front of us both and escort her.” ....

“Well I’m not putting up with it this time,” Paterson remembers Christie snapping.

“If he tries it today, I want you to trip him and I’m gonna sit on him,” Christie plotted. ....

Bloomberg showed up, and then the Queen — but it turned out Paterson would be the one to upstage Christie.

“In all this activity, I didn’t notice that her majesty was standing in front of me trying to shake my hand,” Paterson remembers.

“Now I was told by the protocol people that nobody touches the Queen, so when she touched my shoulder to get my attention, I jumped back thinking I had breached protocol,” the memoir says.

“I regained my composure and said, alluding to the excessive temperature, ‘your majesty, I know you were expecting a warm reception but this is superfluous.'”

The Queen was charmed, and as she and Paterson shared a laugh, “I could feel Christie’s temperature rising again. ....

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[Wicked Blue]

1. Ew. nt

[UTUSN]

5. "Ew" is it! Nice start to the day, no?

[Aristus]

2. We can start with 'Depraved Indifference' and go from there...

n/t

[Laelth]

3. Hmm ... Well, Krispy Kreme Christie's robust butt is a deadly weapon ...

... so, if I am the DA, I would be charging him with terroristic threats and conspiracy to commit murder (if someone else was involved in the plot). It’s only attempted murder if he took a “substantial step” toward the commission of the crime.



-Laelth

[UTUSN]

4. What's rich is that CRISPY is such a shameless, craven sychophant, chasing after Bruce SPRINGSTEEN &

just about any celebrity, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, and some of them humiliate him in public and he laps it up. Not to mention how SHITLER didn't give him a plum job and he still kisses up to SHITLER. COLBERT slapped him down, not joking, told him he wouldn't deal with him if he helped SHITLER sharpening his game, and CRISPY begged him not to cut him off. It wasn't a joke bit.

[Laelth]

6. It's kinda sad, actually.

He’s a definite attention-whore, and out of office, he’s just pathetic.

-Laelth

[PatSeg]

7. Absolutely

Kind of a one hit wonder politically. Trump has been so horrible, I often forget how much I couldn't stand Christie. He is a bully as well as an attention whore.