I'm sorry but any boss who makes an employee steam his pants while he is wearing them is a pig

[Maraya1969]

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. And a weirdo.

[flibbitygiblets]

2. The "pants steaming" excuse probably originated when Melania walked in on them

Because anyone who's ever used a steamer on garments knows you can't wear them without risk of severe injury.

Which would have been awesome! "Oops, did I burn your little mushroom?"

[Maraya1969]

3. I didn't know that. Never used a steamer. Maybe it wasn't just Melania he was trying to hide from

I am sure he has had affairs with women in this White House. It's his stye and he hasn't changed all his years so why would he change now.

[lunatica]

4. Have you ever gotten a steam burn while cooking?

While lifting the cover to stir boiling soup?

That’s how hot the steamers get.

[Maraya1969]

5. Wow. Yes I've seen steamers used and I imagine they are dangerous if you aren't very careful

[3catwoman3]

6. I once dropped the handle of a steamer while...

...using it. It glanced across my wrist and scalded the skin right off in heartbeat.

I cannot imagine steaming someone’s pants while they are in them. The creases are typical in the crotch. She’d burn his balls off.

[Grammy23]

7. Hmmm, I'd pay to see that.

tRump getting his nads burned off whilst getting his pants steamed. A sell out event. Must see TV??? YES!!

[PCIntern]

8. Great ratings! The best!