"Welcome to resistance whoever does trump's makeup."

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[LuckyCharms]

1. Is that...is that...is that a young Robert Redford?

*swoon*

[MustLoveBeagles]

11. ...

[pansypoo53219]

16. no.obese robert redford.

[TruckFump]

2. Holy shit! 😳

Little early for Halloween! ☢️

[sprinkleeninow]

4. ...

🎃

[texasfiddler]

3. Or Trudeau in blackface?

[texasfiddler]

5. Jack o lantern - orange/empty/thrown out in November

[Blue Owl]

6. The 'ol catchers mitt

n/t

[BComplex]

7. His attempt at being a bronze beach bum?

??? I give up.

[LuckyCharms]

8. Biff J. Trump

[cwydro]

29. Ha!

Biff! I love it!

[diane in sf]

9. I think tRump does tRump's makeup.

[NJCher]

15. Yep

He hates himself.

[jmowreader]

17. Yes, he does

And the strange thing is, the guy has plenty of money and a wife who used to be a model. You'd think SOMEONE would give him some lessons, color-match him and get him some decent products. But no...he wears bright orange corrective concealer (which is used for camouflaging dark circles under your eyes) all over his ugly face, and it's the cheapest shit you can get your damn hands on.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, quality does matter here.

[BigmanPigman]

20. Is that why it is so thick?

Up close his skin is like course sandpaper or the lunar surface. He needs spackle and a putty knife to fill in and smooth out the texture before applying color. Maybe just a pair of glasses would do the trick?

[Lucinda]

23. He covers up rosacea

[BigmanPigman]

24. So it is to conceal a medical condition and it isn't

his vanity?

[jmowreader]

26. No, it's his vanity

If he was trying to cover rosacea properly, a light coat of this green shit they sell for this very purpose, followed by a normal application of regular beige foundation, does the trick. Look at a color wheel...you want a product that's straight across the wheel from the problem you have.

That orange crap is only good if he holds his breath until he turns blue because Congress or the press won't give him what he wants. And while that probably happens at least twice a week in the Trump White House, a quarter-inch-thick layer of product like Trump wears does no one any good.

[Lucinda]

38. I think 1 + 1 3 here...It's his Condition + His Vanity + His Confusion re Orange vs Fake Tan

[MustLoveBeagles]

10. JHC

Now he's in Blackface. And he looks like he shit his pants.

[luvallpeeps]

12. Good one!

He said he gets the best people. That includes hair and makeup people. Lord have mercy.

[dalton99a]

14. Kick

[ALBliberal]

18. Lordy. Is this real? Could he get more repulsive?

Why yes. He can.

[C Moon]

19. I guess Trump got the idea from Romney.

[Grokenstein]

21. Maybe Putin had the fudgey fudgey fudgesquirts again.

[Dem2theMax]

27. That's the shade I was thinking of.

And, where it came from.

[Hekate]

22. He is just grotesque

[TlalocW]

25. I have a need to be the alpha male no matter the situation...

Sloppily slathering on orange make-up will help me accomplish that. But you know, I'm tired of this Circus Peanut shade... Let's go with Candied Yams tonight.

TlalocW

[smirkymonkey]

28. Is this a joke?

WTF? He looks absolutely clownish!

[madamesilverspurs]

30. He looks like silly putty.

Oddly appropriate.


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[Demovictory9]

31. Lol

[KY_EnviroGuy]

32. Could this be him?

Looks like a fake president in that photo to me!! Ashen and perhaps of Italian descent. I'm guessing a stand-in.

This guy looks like a real Donny Trump......


Bio from Wikipedia sounds mighty familiar:

Despite being the mayor for such a long time, Quimby does not know or care much about his city, often privately (or even publicly) showing his outright contempt for Springfield's citizens. He frequently takes overseas vacations, which take him out of town for extended periods of time, leading to the headline "Mayor Visits City" in the Springfield Shopper. He once referred to Springfield as "Springfeld" at a public meeting. However, he makes frequent, albeit short, public appearances for local festivities, events, business openings, etc.

If bending the law will suit Quimby's purposes, he will likely do so. He once arranged Marge Simpson's release after she was arrested for blocking traffic on a bridge after suffering a nervous breakdown, claiming that if she went to jail, Quimby could kiss the "chick vote" goodbye. He also resorted to bribing witnesses when assault charges were brought against his nephew, leading Bart Simpson to observe that "the system works: just ask Claus von Bülow".

His catchphrase is "Vote Quimby", which he always finds an opportunity to say, even in situations where it would be disadvantageous to identify himself, like inadvertently being caught by Homer in a motel room with his mistress.

There is a resemblance but Quimby may just be one of tRump's mentors.

KY......... .........

[Larissa]

33. Zoom in on the hair

It's very Little Lord Fauntleroy with swirling bangs. His usual hair whirlpool, with the aircraft carrier flat top, must have went twister disembarking from AFO.

[secondwind]

34. His pores are clamoring to breathe, they are huge, yuck!!

What consoles me is that he is an empty vessel, an incredibly miserable and unhappy little boy trapped in an ugly, old body.

[bearssoapbox]

35. I thought those orange styrofoam circus peanuts were nasty looking and tasting before

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

36. Wonder how bad that orange shit smells?...

Maybe like a lumberman’s groin area, he is trying to look and be manly.

[eppur_se_muova]

37. So that's what a Botox overdose looks like ... nt

[ALBliberal]

39. Folks I think it's real. Googled Middleton PA rally

https://www.google.com/search?q=middletown+trump+rally&client=safari&channel=iphone_bm&prmd=nimv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiU4ZnR6InsAhUNAp0JHf54AEMQ_AUoAnoECAoQAg&biw=375&bih=635&dpr=2#imgrc=1eeX4gsVbBUkBM

Can’t post pics but take a gander at this link. Tragically ridiculous.