Broke, lives in our house, stealing from us

[Tanuki]

Link to tweet

[vlyons]

1. Since we can't talk him into reforming his behavior,

I guess we'll just have to kick his fat ass out.

[SergeStorms]

5. Cruel to be kind.

We should just turn him over to the authorities and have them deal with it. A "scared straight" sentence of 10-20 years should cover it.

[2naSalit]

8. Couldn't help it...

[vlyons]

10. 10-20 years ain't enough

He is guilty of depraved-heart, depraved indifference manslaughter of 200K+ Americans. He knew full well that Covid was a highly contagious air-borne disease, and he did nothing except lie about it and promote bogus "cures," like shoot up bleach. This man deserves a firing squad for his treason and mass murder. But I'll settle for life in prison with no parole.

[SergeStorms]

11. I've called for a public hanging....

in LaFayette Park across from the White House before, but no one seemed to agree with me at the time. I might have better luck now though.

[vlyons]

12. How about we tie him up, lay him on the ground,

and bring in an elephant to step on his head? Actually, my fantasy is more that on his 1st day in prison, he goes to the prison barber shop for a 2-minute haircut with electric clippers. Buzz buzz buzz. No more comb-over pompedour, but ample bald pate. So humiliating for him.

[SergeStorms]

13. He won't be able to take his hairdresser....

to prison with him, and he's not physically adept enough to style that dead animal atop his head. His ego is going to take a huge hit in The Big House. No hamberders, no "two scoops", no Kentucky Fried. Just cut-rate privatized prison slop. Oh, to be a fly on the wall.

[vlyons]

16. If he were smart, which of course he's not,

he would use his solitary time in prison to read Buddhist literature on ethical morality, compassion, the non-existence of "Self," and meditate to gain some insight on these topics. But, as well all know, Donnie Dimwit doesn't read. So --- when he dies, the only thing that he will take with him is his mind, which is filled with deceit, anger, hatred, envy, greed, vengence, self-pity, and delusions of grandeur.

[dalton99a]

2. Get rid of the trash. GOTV

[malaise]

3. But but but

He's the law and order president

[empedocles]

4. Really great tweet. Hope JB goes hard on that theme.

[Zoonart]

6. HAHA... THIS!

[ret5hd]

7. Squatter.

[Initech]

9. Hey those $48,000 golf cart rentals aren't going to pay for themselves!!

[Demovictory9]

14. we need to set boundaries. apply tough love

[WyattKansas]

15. Simpsons episode where Earnest and his family squatted in the Simpsons house?

That would make a funny offshoot with Earnest playing tRUMP and his spawn.