Some unconventional choices for your debate bingo card
Somewhere between the third and tenth blatant lie from Trump, Biden responds with a well-planned and memorable retort á la "There you go again" or "You're no Jack Kennedy." My candidate for a line: "Is this the Burger King debate? Home of the whopper!"
Trump tries to stalk and intimidate Biden on stage as he did Hillary, but Biden deftly steps away in a manner that forces Trump to drag his bad leg in front of the cameras while displaying his girth to be at least twice Biden's.
Trump claims to have invented cell phones, Sharpies, fire, and the wheel.
Biden displays his fitness by dodging adderal snot rockets.
Trump claims to have built the Empire State Building, the Golden Gate Bridge, Big Ben, Mount Rushmore, and the pyramids.
Trump claims to have received two Nobel Peace Prizes (If not for yesterday's news, I would never even have thought of this one.).
Chris Wallace asks at least three questions that assume the factualness of wingnut conspiracy theories.
Trump claims that he has actually paid more taxes than anyone in the history of the universe.