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Celerity

(43,655 posts)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 01:40 PM Sep 2020

The Proud Boys Are Waiting For Trump's Signal To Start A Civil War

This is how democracy dies.

https://thebanter.substack.com/p/the-proud-boys-are-waiting-for-trumps



This past weekend, The Proud Boys headed to Portland. The fascist group of white nationalist put out the call to their members all over the country to head to what is essentially Ground Zero for American civil unrest for yet another attempt to get their long-dreamed race war going. It did not go well. There were, in a positive sign of democracy, more people on line in Fairfax County, VA. for the first day of early voting (Hint: they weren’t there to vote for Trump). One gets the feeling the enthusiasm for conflict wasn’t quite there.



Not So Much Fun When They Shoot Back

The right was super jazzed up about Kyle Rittenhouse murdering two people in Wisconsin so you’d think their Brownshirt marches would be growing. After weeks of escalation, in which various white nationalist terrorist groups began showing up with weapons (both lethal and otherwise) to confront protesters, Rittenhouse finally fulfilled the fantasy of every fascist and pulled the trigger. Trump humpers were ecstatic and crowed in delight that a mighty blow had been struck against the evil forces of Antifa or BLM or George Soros or pedophiles or whatever bad guy their conspiracy theory-addled brain conjured. Sure, Rittenhouse was arrested the next day but that night? The police might as well put a badge on him. The fascists knew they had an ally in law enforcement.

But then, just a few days later, one of their own was shot and killed in Portland. And the next day, someone allegedly opened fire on a Trump caravan antagonizing people in Los Angeles. No one was hurt and the car whose tires were blown out allegedly wasn’t part of the caravan but bullets only randomly fly around LA in the movies. The message was loud and clear: “You have guns? So do we.” It’s important to take note that for all their tattoos and body armor and guns and posturing, white nationalist terrorists are, at their core, utter cowards. Motivated by a deep and inescapable fear, they engage in cosplay as fearsome warriors and rove in mobs looking for small groups to attack. But it’s one thing to shoot unarmed protesters, it’s another to know you can get shot in return. Just because you dress like you’re in the military doesn’t mean you have the training or you’ve seen actual combat. Even though most of the terrorists masquerading as “patriots” are cowards doesn’t mean they can’t be motivated to violence on a massive scale.

Their Master’s Voice

It’s no secret that Trump expects to steal the election. Specifically, it’s no secret because Trump keeps telling us that’s what he plans to do. A large part of this plan hinges on the courts but a not so small part will rely on his army of red hats attacking, quite literally, the election. This is not a new tactic for Republicans. In November of 2000, while Florida was struggling with a messy recount, the Republican Party did not have a mob of useful idiots to do their dirty work. Instead, they flew dozens of Republican operatives to the Miami-Dade polling headquarters and had them launch a physical assault on the officials rechecking the ballots. The “Brooks Brothers Riot” stopped the recount long enough for the Republican-controlled Supreme Court to hand George W. Bush his presidency. But that was a single recount in a single location; a bottleneck that will not be reproduced again. The 2020 election will require a much larger effort spread across several states and that’s where groups like the Proud Boys come in.

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The Proud Boys Are Waiting For Trump's Signal To Start A Civil War (Original Post) Celerity Sep 2020 OP
All 200 of them? Oh, my! nt Xipe Totec Sep 2020 #1
We should just let the 200 of them and the 200 people in Antifa have it out (nt) mr_lebowski Sep 2020 #7
What's wrong with antifa?? PTWB Sep 2020 #12
The joke was that there's probably 200 actual 'Antifa' members as well ... mr_lebowski Sep 2020 #17
pistols at 10 paces. ihas2stinkyfeet Sep 2020 #13
Then what Fullduplexxx Sep 2020 #2
Kinda tough to believe that even if they found millions of these assholes they could be organized... TreasonousBastard Sep 2020 #3
Fuck off assholes. Crybaby cowards. we can do it Sep 2020 #4
Fearmongering Nonsense ProfessorGAC Sep 2020 #5
The GSLCA they shall be called Mr. Ected Sep 2020 #6
Kyle Rittenhouse, not only a tragedy for the victims, but his life is ruined forever Walleye Sep 2020 #8
I hope they have a better turn out than they did in Portland calguy Sep 2020 #9
As long as they are just a bunch of puffed up a holes who think they are badasses... Thomas Hurt Sep 2020 #10
They are definitely ready to play a part in election day voting chaos. jalan48 Sep 2020 #11
Liberals have guns too...so... 634-5789 Sep 2020 #14
Lol, not worried. cwydro Sep 2020 #15
I'll prepare my penis for the dick measuring contest. LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #16
Oooh, I want to prepare too! mr_lebowski Sep 2020 #18
Yes, I gotta tip. LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #19
Naw, you know, man, I mean like ... pointers? mr_lebowski Sep 2020 #21
File the end to a sharp point... LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #22
I dunno, filing it down would cut down on the overall mass ... mr_lebowski Sep 2020 #24
Just measure it the way all men do, the traditional way... LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #25
Oooh, that sounds very ... fulfilling. Thanks Lucky! nt mr_lebowski Sep 2020 #29
. LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #30
Length, girth, or both? Hugin Sep 2020 #26
Well that depends. if it looks like a Skoal can... LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #28
How about if it looks like a yeti fungus? Hugin Sep 2020 #33
Measure the length, then the girth, then take the average... LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #35
With the amount of overcompensation on open display from that group... Hugin Sep 2020 #36
If Willing To Die For Their Fuhrer, Ma'am, They Might Manage A Terror Campaign The Magistrate Sep 2020 #20
Wait until they find out there's no classic rock in Hell. Hugin Sep 2020 #27
For Creativity Regarding The Content Of Hell, Sir The Magistrate Sep 2020 #32
I'll take it on advisement, TM. Hugin Sep 2020 #34
I disagree with taking them lightly. SlogginThroughIt Sep 2020 #23
Cracks me up Takket Sep 2020 #31
Liberals have guns too. I just bought 300 9mm rounds last week, just in case. OverBurn Sep 2020 #37
Just a few Hellfire drone strikes should wipe them out. BlueWavePsych Sep 2020 #38
We own guns too vercetti2021 Sep 2020 #39
#VeteransAgainstTrump would gladly 'talk' to them too ;) BlueWavePsych Sep 2020 #42
Fuck em. They want a race war, bring it NickB79 Sep 2020 #40
OK, but this time no more Mr. Nice Guy Yeehah Sep 2020 #41
When it comes to choosing sides, guess who will not forget ... BlueWavePsych Sep 2020 #43
Call out the Army and these bozos will fold in five minutes ironflange Sep 2020 #44
 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
17. The joke was that there's probably 200 actual 'Antifa' members as well ...
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:11 PM
Sep 2020

I am of course wildly anti-fascist as well but I'm not a huge fan of Antifa's tactics.

Then again, it's hard to know what's actually done by 'them' since people claiming to be them wear masks and could actually be anyone.

To the extent that they actually exist, I don't feel like they're effectively helping advance any causes I believe in. Even if I totally support their anti-fascist stance.

Anyways AFAIC the two groups could just have themselves a rumble and leave the rest of us to protest peacefully ... and without hiding our faces.

TreasonousBastard

(43,049 posts)
3. Kinda tough to believe that even if they found millions of these assholes they could be organized...
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 01:46 PM
Sep 2020

enough to get anything done.

ProfessorGAC

(65,322 posts)
5. Fearmongering Nonsense
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 01:47 PM
Sep 2020

They're a puny group with guns.
Lots of people have guns, including the military who, per Stars & Stripes, have a majority disapproval of PINO, especially among officers.
These punks are just that. Punks with little power and fewer brains.

Thomas Hurt

(13,903 posts)
10. As long as they are just a bunch of puffed up a holes who think they are badasses...
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 01:54 PM
Sep 2020

no problem. They aren't likely to endanger their careers and families.

OTOH if some of these nutjobs snap they could decide to go on a mass shooting spree or blow people up.

We don't need another OKC.

634-5789

(4,175 posts)
14. Liberals have guns too...so...
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:06 PM
Sep 2020

Come on, you sonsabitches and try this old fart....keep in mind that at my age 'a life sentence' makes me shrug.

 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
24. I dunno, filing it down would cut down on the overall mass ...
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:25 PM
Sep 2020

Which leads me to wonder exactly how the measuring is to be done?

Any clue on the parameters? Is it just straight length you think, or?

LuckyCharms

(17,469 posts)
25. Just measure it the way all men do, the traditional way...
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:28 PM
Sep 2020

Place start of the tape on your tailbone, run the tape underneath between your legs, and finally, to the end of your penis.

LuckyCharms

(17,469 posts)
35. Measure the length, then the girth, then take the average...
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:46 PM
Sep 2020

For example...

Length 3

Girth 2

Average 2.5

Don't include the arms. That's cheating.

Hugin

(33,222 posts)
36. With the amount of overcompensation on open display from that group...
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 03:09 PM
Sep 2020

Last edited Tue Sep 29, 2020, 07:28 PM - Edit history (1)

I'll assume micrometers and magnifying glasses will be de rigueur.

The Magistrate

(95,264 posts)
20. If Willing To Die For Their Fuhrer, Ma'am, They Might Manage A Terror Campaign
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:17 PM
Sep 2020

It would not last long.

Posturing is one thing, actually stepping up to death is quite different.

Hugin

(33,222 posts)
27. Wait until they find out there's no classic rock in Hell.
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:32 PM
Sep 2020

Only elevator music... Staticky elevator music.

The Magistrate

(95,264 posts)
32. For Creativity Regarding The Content Of Hell, Sir
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:39 PM
Sep 2020

Hunt up a story called 'The Infernal Parliament' by Saki (H. H. Munroe)....

Takket

(21,661 posts)
31. Cracks me up
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:37 PM
Sep 2020

That a bunch of video game players with assault rifles think they can overthrow the government when the government, if it wanted to, could kill all these guys with a predator drone.

BlueWavePsych

(2,640 posts)
38. Just a few Hellfire drone strikes should wipe them out.
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 05:34 PM
Sep 2020


Would actually look forward to the military debriefing videos of their Taliban-style trucks being blown away.

vercetti2021

(10,156 posts)
39. We own guns too
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 05:40 PM
Sep 2020

We just don't have a micro penis disorder that makes us have to take them out into public places

NickB79

(19,279 posts)
40. Fuck em. They want a race war, bring it
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 05:43 PM
Sep 2020

I'm in good shape, I've got my AR, I run 100 rounds a month through it for practice out to 300 yards, and I can't think of a better way to go down than throwing lead at Nazis trying to kill my wife and daughter over the color of their skin.

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