My silly debate wish

[bigtree]

...I need Chris Wallace to work that cognitive test Trump says he took, into his questions.

I have a visceral need to see Trump struggle to recite 'person, woman, man, camera, tv...' twice, again.

Wallace: President Trump, can you tell us again... just what was the mental test you say was administered as part of your physical? A cognitive test? Can you explain again what was involved for those of us who didn't hear you the first time around?

Me: Dead.

[safeinOhio]

1. How about

What percentage is required to reach herd immunity?

[bigtree]

2. that just pisses me off

...pretty much what I expect to happen everytime he opens his mouth.

Still looking for some comic relief at his expense that doesn't involve millions of Americans dead.

[ihas2stinkyfeet]

3. ha. or just hold up some pics of animals.

[bigtree]

5. heh, yeah

...Wallace knows what triggers him, just get him to perform a little for us.

Give America a HD view of Trump's crazy.

[Wicked Blue]

4. Here's a cognitive test I think he will fail

Truth, honor, compassion, humility, democracy

[bigtree]

6. he goes into the room with that plastered all over him

...I want the sad clown humilated tonight.

[LaMouffette]

7. My own silly debate wish is to have one of Joe Biden's aides, in the middle of the debate,

walk on stage with a cell phone, hand it to Joe, and have Joe "answer" the call by saying:

"Hello? Oh, I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. You want to talk to who? Oh, okay! He's right here."

Then hold out the phone to Trump and say,

"Mr. President, it's Vladimir Putin. He'd like to have a word with you. Something about that $421 million you owe him? Wait, what's that, President Putin? Okay, I'll tell him. Putin wants me to tell you your hair sure looks nice tonight. And it'd be a shame if anything HAPPENED to it."

[OverBurn]

8. My Wish, a tRump Live Stroke on Live TV.

[Pathwalker]

9. I would like to see that dream I had happen. Joe says something, and

Don goes nuts, screaming and frothing at the mouth. He heads toward Joe with his fist raised, but Secret Service agent grab him, hauling him away while he screams,"I am your Commander in Chief, you must obey me!"
Joe's Secret Service agent rush to stand in front of him, ready to defend him, while Joe stands there, steady and calm.

I woke up smiling.