What rules do YOU want for want for the last Trump debates?

[Sparkly]

Hopefully after this, we can go back to normal discussions.

At least for now, I would definitely like the time limit to be strictly enforced, BUT instead of a buzzer going off when time's up, I want to be the signal to be the recording of Biden saying, "Will you shut up, man?"

Your rules?

[Dem2theMax]

1. The first time Trump interrupts,

he is dropped into a dunk tank.

The tank is full of very hungry alligators.

[Blue_true]

6. Those gators would be out of luck if they don't have a taste for feces. nt

[Dem2theMax]

22. ICK!

Maybe we could smother him in ketchup before the debate started. To be kind to the alligators.

[Blue_true]

25. Yeah, don't want to harm wildlife by feeding them that loser in the raw. nt

[Sparkly]

7. Hah!

His first thought: "OMG MY HAIR!!!!!"

[Dem2theMax]

23. LOL!

The amazing thing is, that's probably what would go through his head. There's a lot of room in there. I could see that thought bouncing around, and around, and around.

[Blue_true]

2. Hook up zappers to both. Zap for lies. Trump would end up barbecued meat and

Joe would be lobbying the moderator for just one zap to see how it feels.

[Sparkly]

8. True!!

[Dem2theMax]

24. 😁

[dailytroubadour]

3. Have you seen Silence of the Lambs?

One of Hannibal Lecter's masks for the orange mush face and a golf ball in his pie hole. Outbursts shall be disciplined via electric cattle prod.

[Sparkly]

10. It would definitely be an improvement.

But will he feel like wearing a mask makes him look wimpy?

[C_U_L8R]

4. No debate. Just a psychiatric evaluation.

And a full financial disclosure. Let's throw in a physical and DNA test as well.

[Sparkly]

14. That would speak volumes.

It could be enlightening to Trump's enthusiasts just to watch them play cards. Or Trivial Pursuit. I wonder how they'd do competing on "The Newlywed Game?"

[Sneederbunk]

5. Trump not allowed on stage. Must Twitter all answers.

[Sparkly]

16. And no dictionary!

har har

[NRaleighLiberal]

9. FOAD

[Amishman]

11. Real time fact checkers with the ability to shock candidates that lie

Questions selected at random from Twitter using a 2020Debates hashtag

[Sparkly]

17. How about a second shock

if they respond to the fact check with the words "fake news?"

[bluestarone]

12. ....

1) debate does NOT start until ALL persons have masks ON! 2)RUMP calls out White supremacists or not, or debate does NOT start. 3) Rump (ONLY) put in sound proof room, IF he refuses to abide by debate rules.

[Sparkly]

18. I'll see you that and raise you

that the room should be padded.

[JHB]

13. If one speaks outside of their alloted time, a bowl of mashed potatoes gets dumped on their head

[CMYK]

15. an ajustable podium

Think trap door, but it doesn't 'give way', it's designed to simply lower the person standing on it by three inches. Next time there's an interruption? Another three inches, and another, until...
As he gets shorter in stature against his opponent, the world watches the incredible shrinking Donald with glee...
I do think that would get him to shut his yap after a few of those...........

[Sparkly]

20. I love that.

[Squinch]

19. No rules. Trump will NEVER follow rules. Mutable mics and a timer. Nothing less.

[SeattleVet]

21. Microphones tied in to the timer system.

When it's not your turn, your microphone is dead.

Plus, every time you interrupt (even with a dead microphone), you get 30 seconds taken away from your time which is then added to the time of your opponent.

(Well, I figure that it's either got to be something like that, or shock collars!)

[lindysalsagal]

26. magat has to broadcast from a space rocket headed to Mars.

One, Way. Trip.

[Takket]

27. every time drumpf says "a lot of people are saying", a Proud Boy is thrown off a cliff