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PJMcK

(22,048 posts)
Wed Oct 7, 2020, 11:10 PM Oct 2020

THERE WASN'T A FLY

If there had been a fly, the highly intelligent and sensitive Pence would have known and chased it away.

The damned MSM digitally altered the image to make it look like there was a fly on the pile of shit known as Vice President
(Stupid) Pence.

Why can't anyone else see this?!



In fact, I bet his hair gel smelled like dog shit and attracted the fly. It's well-known that is wife... I'll leave it at that.

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THERE WASN'T A FLY (Original Post) PJMcK Oct 2020 OP
I'm surprised Pence didn't grab the fly with his lizard tongue Budi Oct 2020 #1
Bwahawhawfeels so good to laugh!!! SheltieLover Oct 2020 #5
When are we going to see a giant photoshopped fly on Pence's head? dem4decades Oct 2020 #2
You could probably find it on the intertubes already. nt Progressive Jones Oct 2020 #11
EarlG already did one. lunatica Oct 2020 #15
The fly was attracted to Pence's head because it had been up Trump's ass The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2020 #3
Thread winner! (n/t) PJMcK Oct 2020 #6
bingo! Kali Oct 2020 #9
That also explains the pink eye. Midnight Writer Oct 2020 #13
Of course you know donny and pence will claim it was Doreen Oct 2020 #4
You're wrong frazzled Oct 2020 #7
A drone fly! Brilliant PJMcK Oct 2020 #8
Lice CountAllVotes Oct 2020 #10
Gawd I needed these laughs!!! Guilded Lilly Oct 2020 #12
It was a remotely controlled fly treestar Oct 2020 #14

lunatica

(53,410 posts)
15. EarlG already did one.
Wed Oct 7, 2020, 11:52 PM
Oct 2020

Sorry but there have been so many fly threads that I can’t give you a link. Maybe if you look him up.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,836 posts)
3. The fly was attracted to Pence's head because it had been up Trump's ass
Wed Oct 7, 2020, 11:12 PM
Oct 2020

and was redolent of the contents of his colon.

frazzled

(18,402 posts)
7. You're wrong
Wed Oct 7, 2020, 11:13 PM
Oct 2020

There was a fly—a genetically engineered fly that was feeding Pence the answers and telling him what to say. Pure genius: no conspiracies about earpieces, just a super high-tech fly performing the same function. Nobody would ever guess.

PJMcK

(22,048 posts)
8. A drone fly! Brilliant
Wed Oct 7, 2020, 11:15 PM
Oct 2020

Next time, they should make it one of those stealth drones, you know, that are invisible.

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