What if he collapses tonight?

[malaise]

What if he finally melts down?

[live love laugh]

1. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[PTWB]

8. Just curious, where did you come up with your name?

[malaise]

34. DU would crash for sure

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I will celebrate but I'll have to rely on others to tell me about it

since I won't be watching.

[LoveMyCali]

128. Same here

We can catch the video on CNN.

[ailsagirl]

132. Ditto here

[tanyev]

3. It's OK, I already have a bottle of champagne in the fridge.

[underpants]

4. He won't.

If anything he’ll end up on all fours chewing the carpet.

[SheltieLover]

21. Hahaha

Or being hauled off on a stretcher.

[TruckFump]

131. Hopefully in a straight jacket! EOM 👍

[Iliyah]

5. Voice should go first . ..

[calimary]

95. That'd be fabulous!

I GREATLY look forward to the day when I NEVER EVER have to hear his awful voice again.

[BobTheSubgenius]

133. The final words I want to hear him say before silence reigns..

"Guilty, your Honour."

[WA-03 Democrat]

6. Like the wizard of oz

Through a bucket of water on him and watch it melt into an orange blob.

[Claire Oh Nette]

7. That would be...

...truly magnificent!

a girl can dream, can't she?

[Drunken Irishman]

9. We're not so lucky.

[H2O Man]

10. Recommended. (x a million)

It's a matter of time. Hopefully tonight!

[malaise]

35. There is no time like the present

[H2O Man]

80. He is bizarre tonight.

He's feeling the pressure.

[lunatica]

84. He's talking faster than he's ever talked before

Maybe he’ll choke on his own tongue. He’s trying to fill all the time by repeating his endless loop of meaningless superlatives. He’s literally spitting his words out. He’s obfuscating with all his might, jumping from one half sentence to another.

[H2O Man]

88. A recent dose

of steriods, I assume!

[malaise]

86. I am so sick of the lies and the shouting

He's a complete mess and getting worse,
The fact checkers will have a field day - Biden is calm and measured and then there's this out of control fool.

[H2O Man]

89. I'll be watching

Biden after this. I think Trump is hurting himself tonight.

[malaise]

93. He hurts himself every time he opens his mouth

It's sickening

[wnylib]

109. Are you actually watching?

[H2O Man]

117. I was.

I'm going to watch Biden now.

[wnylib]

119. You're a stronger person than I am.

I can't bear the sound of his voice or the sight of his face.

[Cirque du So-What]

11. What if he does the dance of the dying cockroach and fucking croaks

Dream bigly.

[SheltieLover]

23. Wahahaha

Well said!

[lunatica]

83. I like Kafka's short story, Metamorphosis

Maybe Trump will turn into the giant cockroach he’s always been?

[wnylib]

116. If he's pumped up on steroids, and if

he has heart damage from covid, might he go into cardiace arrest?

[maxsolomon]

12. Do you think he'll have ONE challenging question?

I do not.

[malaise]

20. Let me put it this way

Savannah Guthrie is Australian so maybe one

[wnylib]

121. Is the audience hand picked and paid?

Or are they "neutral and undecided," if that is even possible.

[VOX]

13. Don't watch, you'll boost his ratings.

And he’ll boast about all the way to the election.

If you have to, watch that asshole on YouTube later.

[malaise]

22. They don't count us

I'm watching Biden but I will be taking a peep from time to time

[gratuitous]

14. Trump would finally get ratings to die for

But I'd just watch it on a continuous loop on YouTube.

[malaise]

25. DUzy - a brilliant one - you win the thread

[gratuitous]

31. !

[onetexan]

52. LOL

[Nevilledog]

65. His death rattle would be my new ringtone.

[niyad]

94. You nearly owed me a keyboard!!

[judesedit]

112. Me, too

[judesedit]

114. Me, too

[3Hotdogs]

104. I'd take out a mortgage to buy that ringtone.

[LiberalArkie]

15. I think Joe is in pretty good shape. I don't expect any thing.

[2naSalit]

16. I'll be disappointed if he doesn't...

Unless it's because he burst into flames!

[SheltieLover]

26. Roflmao!

Good one 2na!

[2naSalit]

37. Spontaneous combustion is still there on my bingo card...

I hear there's a big jackpot if it happens! Better than the Daily Double!

[SheltieLover]

41. Hahaha!

[malaise]

36. Hehehehehehehe

Howling with laughter
He's going to attack Savannah Guthrie - take that to the bank

[2naSalit]

40. Sounds like it will be a one-sided domestic dispute then.

I hope she mops the floor with him but I won't be watching to see.

[IggleDuer]

17. Remember Pinky Lee!

For the Boomer Generation

[johnp3907]

32. I'd rather he do a Tommy Cooper.

[VivaResitance]

18. He is so dumb he doesn't even realize it

I want to know what type of questions he is going to get.

[FakeNoose]

19. It will be an epic fail, but he won't care

[BainsBane]

24. What if he infects the audience?

Why on earth NBC doesn't think of that is beyond me.

[AdamGG]

96. The timing of that would be perfect for the election, though

The Trump town hall spike would be front page news in the final week.

[HipChick]

27. Break out the Wray

and celebrate with the nephews...

[malaise]

29. I'll have more Blue Nun(s) than

a convent

[HipChick]

39. LMAO!

[bdamomma]

66. that's good

of course he will non stop hyped maybe something will fly out of nose, or maybe he will dance or take off his tie, but of course he will say FAKE NEWS, and will be doing this

[malaise]

68. She's asking serious questions

and he's lying already. Refused to say whether he had pneumonia and when he was tested. Did doesn't know if he tool a test on the day of the debate.

[sunonmars]

28. We play YMCA and dance round him

[whttevrr]

30. I hope there's video because I won't watch that piece of shit

NBC
CNBC
MSNBC
Peacock TV
NBC Studios
NBC Sports
E! Studios
Wilshire Studios, reality studio
Syfy
USA
Bravo
E!
Oxygen
Universal Kids
Golf Channel

the full list is huge at wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_assets_owned_by_NBCUniversal#NBCUniversal_Television_and_Streaming


Fuck chuck toad: #boycottNBC and #FireChuckTodd

[wnylib]

126. Love the kitty action. Looks different

from mine but behaves the same. Mine never misses a chance to knock anything down, with vigor and smug satisfaction.

[whttevrr]

127. Thank you... I love that cat gif

It's an old one and it makes me smile every time.

[fleur-de-lisa]

33. There will be much rejoicing.

[onethatcares]

38. I will

copyright the video and sell them 2 for $40.00.

plush shipping and handling.

Then I'll come to Jamacia and have a beer with you my friend.

Peace

[malaise]

43. Getting up off the floor

Putting that Red Stripe on ice

[jalan48]

42. I'm going to record it just in case..

[yuiyoshida]

44. THEY WOULD PROP TRUMP UP LIKE VACATION AT BERNIE'S

you KNOW THEY WOULD!

[malaise]

45. OMFG

but would NBC cut us off while they prop him up?

[yuiyoshida]

46. They would just go to a commercial

[3Hotdogs]

108. 2 for 1 special on Geritol.

[leftyladyfrommo]

47. I'm not getting my hopes up. I can't figure out why

he is still standing.

[malaise]

48. Which is why I asked that question

He can't keep this up - not if he really has Covid

[leftyladyfrommo]

51. Wrll, he's not really human.

My mother was a narcissist. Not anywhere as bad as Trump. She lived to be 94. Her sister was worse and meaner and she made 102.

[malaise]

63. Damn!

Noooooooooooooo!

[liberaltrucker]

59. "He can't keep this up"

That's what Stormy said.

[malaise]

62. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[we can do it]

49. 🤞🏻Good!!

[WyattKansas]

50. Hopefull he falls forward off the stage and lands on a post in front of the stage.

Hmm... His chewed bubble gum gut or right in the bung hole?

[randr]

53. Don't tempt me to watch

[BlueNProud]

54. Then I won't be at work tomorrow

[onetexan]

55. At some point the Con will DEADpan as he always does

[TheCowsCameHome]

56. The popping of corks would drown out his moaning.

:rofl :

[malaise]

57. Yah think

[TheCowsCameHome]

60. It's certainly worth a try.

[moondust]

58. Call a dump truck.

[Bettie]

61. There would be great rejoicing

I mean, slightly toned down, but....still....

[bdamomma]

64. his ratings

will go up.

[moonscape]

67. It would result in the best

night's sleep I've had in a very very long time.

[Baitball Blogger]

69. Malaise, you tease.

Keeping track of Trump has the same morbid interest that people have when they watch a car race. It's the potential crash that makes it engaging.

[malaise]

70. Sadly he's sitting down

not far enough to go

Guthrie is not allowing him to bully her - shouting already

[Baitball Blogger]

71. Are you suggesting that I should watch it?

I think I'll wait for the clips. I'm making sure my streaming votes go to Biden.

[malaise]

73. I'm watching both

Savannah is no pushover - Aussies are tough - she's not letting him bully her so far

[malaise]

75. It's a waste of time watching this shitshow

Same shit different day - back to Biden.

[Baitball Blogger]

77. Biden was talking in a calm way, responding to questions from people who voted for Trump.

I think they're ready to jump.

I did see sneak on to see what Trump is doing. Yeah, right! What a shit show! He's so combative.

[lpbk2713]

72. That would make it worth tuning in.

As it is, I'm not watching. I know who I'm voting
for and I know who is going to win.

[malaise]

74. Loud and vulgar

I detest this creep

[JHB]

76. I really regret not having a bottle of champagne on hand?

I mean, I do have a couple of bottles of sparkling white wine, but the occasion!

[malaise]

78. I can't wait for your cartoons tomorrow

[JHB]

81. Thanks as always, but I feel obligated to note...

...They're not mine, I'm merely a conduit.

And at that, one whose linking doesn't do anything to actually pay the cartoonists for their work, so I'll take this opportunity to link to Support Your Local Cartoonist via Mike Peterson at The Daily Cartoonist.

[malaise]

82. True but you know what I mean

Good link

[JHB]

129. Given deadlines, the ones to look for are the ones on the weekend, or on Monday

Last edited Thu Oct 15, 2020, 10:43 PM - Edit history (1)

It's Thursday night, and most will have already prepared Friday's work.

[niyad]

124. Sparkling wine for now. The champagne will be opened on Jan 20 as President Biden takes the

oath.

[electric_blue68]

79. Dang ...

I have an unlimited data plan but because I have to buy a new TV I've been streaming a lot .
The high speed streaming is up to 50GBs and after that it slows down depending on how much bandwidth is being used at the time. I now pay and get extra channels I normally don't get bc I've only had Broadcast TV - w CBS All Access, Hulu, etc

Anyway, the amount of buffering every few seconds to a minute or so was too frustrating for me - even in the hopes of him doing something awfully stupid etc to continue watching.

[blueinredohio]

85. Please please please.

[AdamGG]

100. The fact that some of you are watching this is a testament to

this raging asshole's PT Barnum freakshow appeal.

Hopefully, once he's voted out, that will translate to a public appetite to continue to see him more - while he's on trial.

[blueinredohio]

130. In not watching! I'm responding to a post.

[AdamGG]

134. I know, I mistakenly entered this as a reply to your post rather than a reply to the OP

[ashredux]

87. Trump looks impotent...he has keeps making excuses and saying the same old lines

[malaise]

92. Looks impotent?

What I detest most is how this ignorant buffoon spews all this shit as if he knws anything about anything.

Savannah has been quite good with the fact checking on spot

[ashredux]

98. Yes... unable to take effective action; helpless or powerless.

[malaise]

99. LOL

My question was sarcasm - he is

Savannah is not putting up with his shit.

[ashredux]

103. I agree...she has done very well...actually surprised me a bit

[malaise]

106. Not surprised in the least

Australian journalists are much tougher - they aren't as deferential to politicians

[we can do it]

90. So let it be written, so let it be done.

[niyad]

91. Then I will open the bottle of sparkling wine I am keeping for that happy day.

[area51]

97. I'm just gonna drop this here.

[Historic NY]

102. .

[malaise]

107. I suspect his poll numbers did collapse further

but I wanted the real thing.

Guthrie was very good - she got him on his debts and the Atlas culling of the herd.

[bucolic_frolic]

105. Humpty-Trumpty Built a Great Wall

Humpty-Trumpty had a great fall

All the King's horses

And all the King's men

Will do their time in the Federal Pen

[dflprincess]

110. I flipped to NBC during a commercial on ABC

it seemed his meds were pretty well balanced. I was disappointed and went back to Joe.

[malaise]

111. They should have given him some truth serum

[dflprincess]

113. Now THAT I'd tune in for!

[volstork]

115. I will dance

Like fuckin’ Flashdance

[marble falls]

118. I may need oxygen. And then a beer and a doob.

[niyad]

120. And this is why I love DU. So much cleverness, so much humour, so much heart. Scared my poor

kitteh, who could not figure out why his .mom was making such weird noises! Poor baby needs his nip!

[JGug1]

122. What IF

Gotta admit it would be even more interesting but he won't. He is like Hitler. He won't shoot himself but he isn't going to go away quietly into the night.

[birdographer]

123. Collapse, bring out the champagne...

...but if he keels over for good, that would be bad right now. We need him to be viable till the election. I want a trump-free world more than anyone, but can he just wait till Nov 4th to buy the farm? If he goes now, we say yay and celebrate, but then what? Or is it just me?

[Politicub]

125. That would be hilarious

and fill me with glee.

[CRK7376]

135. JOY TO THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!