Florida Man Crashes Boat Into Marina in Viral Video

[marmar]

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(Newsweek) AFlorida man who smashed his boat into a marina while allegedly drunk has been arrested on charges of boating under the influence.

Brendan Sheridan, 32, was arrested and charged after police say he struck other boats at a Sarasota marina on Saturday.

In the viral video, he can be seen pulling into the Bayfront Park Marina in Sarasota around midday on Saturday, reversing at high speed. ...........(more)

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-crashes-boat-marina-viral-video-1540143

[Walleye]

1. It scares me that this guy is allowed to vote

[marble falls]

2. Like y'all ain't never had a few pops and never screwt up.

[Laffy Kat]

3. Why do people drink and boat?

It's just as dangerous as drinking and driving and yet it seems people seem to take it less seriously.

[dhill926]

4. that's s damn big boat...

to not know how to operate....I mean, he has got to be shitfaced...

[CaptYossarian]

5. It's a lucky thing Ringo recorded the mishap.

Listen to the voice.

[snort]

6. Not an inexpensive boat.

I've been shopping for a good used one. Thinking about leasing the house out for a year and cruising the west coast. Now I know where I can get one cheap. Panama canal anyone?

[Statistical]

12. Boat prices have been CRAZY this year due to COVID. At least sailboats although I have heard motor

yachts as well.

People looking for socially distant options have been driving prices up.

[snort]

14. There are a lot for sale in the PNW.

It's surprising how much boat 200K can buy. Not surprisingly, there is a bumper crop of used cruise ships for sale, only 11 million will buy a 700 footer, complete with casinos, restaurants, gyms, spas and swimming pools. I don't have 11 million. Deutsche bank, are you listening? I'm totally good for it.

[dalton99a]

7. Arrested in 2017 for stabbing:

SARASOTA COUNTY -- A man was arrested Tuesday after being accused of stabbing a man last week.

According to the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office, Brendan Sheridan, 28, attacked Jacob Daugherty, 29, early Feb. 4 on the back lanai of an apartment in the 3400 block of Queens Street. Daugherty was visiting a friend, Katherine Drake, who lives in the same apartment with Sheridan, according to a news release.

Daugherty was treated for a punctured liver at Sarasota Memorial Hospital.

Sheridan left the scene before authorities arrived, the report states. He was arrested Tuesday and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. He was released from jail Wednesday on $100,000 bail.

https://www.heraldtribune.com/news/20170210/sarasota-man-accused-of-stabbing

[fleur-de-lisa]

13. He seems nice.

[Sneederbunk]

8. I think the term is Sunday Sailor.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

9. Give him a break. He's got the affluenza

[mitch96]

10. Wellup I got it in the slip didn't aye??? hic. burp...

[TheBlackAdder]

11. Nailed it.

[Blue Owl]

15. Was he a Dumbkirk re-enactor?

n/t

[skypilot]

16. What's taking DU so long...

...to come up with a Florida Man emoji?