Rudy is freaking out as the guy who he has lied on and

[Beachnutt]

disgraced his sons is about to become President

[ZZenith]

1. Can you imagine the scenarios playing out in that dude's head right now?

All that dirty laundry just bursting at the seams and not a friend left in the world...

[JanMichael]

5. yep. like feds in dark suits knocking on the hotel door.

he yells out go away! the door is blown off its hinges and he is swarmed by agents who roughly hog tie and gag him before tossing him in a bag and zipping that up. then off to the van and a short ride to rikers. de-loused with a hose and tossed in a cell.

i imagine that might be a scenario that is bouncing around like a pinball in his drink soaked brain.

[ZZenith]

9. Yes, please to all of that!

He’s probably trying hard not to picture his future cellmate’s face.

[Eid Ma Clack Shaw]

6. If Biden wins, I hope he immediately asks Sacha Baron Cohen

if he has any unused footage from Borat 2.

[Cartaphelius]

2. Rudy experiencing perfect 20/20

hindsight now claiming temporary insanity
to the rest of us.

[malaise]

3. The guy who renamed him

Noun, Verb, 9/11

[lame54]

7. Now he's...

Tuck, Nuts < 270

[malaise]

8. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

and useless

[lame54]

10. ...

[Mr. Sparkle]

4. I cant stop laughing, rudy is hilarious.

[Windy City Charlie]

11. He knows

He knows this is a double-whammy. Not only will Trump be out of power, but all the criminal charges that could be in their futures.