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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe best way to remove Donald Trump from the White House is
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Call a professional exterminator who specializes in giant rats | |
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Have the 4 living former presidents take over the Oval Office and school him on leaving office | |
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Have the US Marshall's service come and get him | |
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Invite "the squad" plus Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton to be present at all his meals | |
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Turn off all the utilities and give the support staff paid vacation | |
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Release 100 shelter animals into the residence | |
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Play audio of Obama's speeches 24x7 | |
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Swat Team | |
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Pay Putin to call him and invite him to live with him in Russia | |
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OTHER | |
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ZZenith
(4,126 posts)Please.
mtnsnake
(22,236 posts)ZZenith
(4,126 posts)Maybe the cop drives the forklift and the others form a conga line behind.
Thatd work.
Zoonart
(11,879 posts)0rganism
(23,970 posts)that should do it
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)My 1st thoughg was a crane.
ExciteBike66
(2,374 posts)SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)With a crane.
But marshalls can deliver nonstop to NY!
RockCreek
(739 posts)Last edited Fri Nov 6, 2020, 02:12 PM - Edit history (1)
EarthFirst
(2,905 posts)Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)magicarpet
(14,174 posts)... let the dogs chase his fat ass off the premises as they nip and chew on his rancid obese flesh.
lpbk2713
(42,766 posts)On live TV.
Mr. Ected
(9,670 posts)Smoke him out of there.
Midnightwalk
(3,131 posts)Can NY charge and extradite him before the inauguration?
SaveOurDemocracy
(4,400 posts)OilemFirchen
(7,143 posts)SaveOurDemocracy
(4,400 posts)OilemFirchen
(7,143 posts)Can I offer you a Tab?
SaveOurDemocracy
(4,400 posts)jmowreader
(50,562 posts)grumpyduck
(6,262 posts)hauling a cage big enough for him and his immediates.
OilemFirchen
(7,143 posts)planetc
(7,835 posts)you really don't want to turn off all the utilities in the middle of winter.
L.Pharmstrong
(152 posts)NT
VA_Jill
(9,998 posts)laced with warfarin.
Doodley
(9,128 posts)was the case, I would say use maximum force.
standingtall
(2,787 posts)It down to playing Obama speeches 24/7 or calling an exterminator that specializing in removing giant rats.
JHB
(37,162 posts)Maeve
(42,288 posts)jmowreader
(50,562 posts)...four police-grade body cams, six 6-foot lengths of 2-inch black iron pipe, three cargo straps, 12 pair of work gloves and a fire extinguisher charged with nitrous oxide (halothane or desflurane would be better, but it's much easier to get nitrous) in to get him. The process is very simple: we put on and turn on the body cams then go in and blast the fucker in the face with laughing gas. When he's out cold, we strap him to the stretcher, put the work gloves on, stick the pipes under the stretcher as handles, and carry him right out the door to a waiting paddy wagon.
And then we post the video on YouTube. It'll be great.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Yavin4
(35,446 posts)Worked with E.T.
ironflange
(7,781 posts)Along with the rest of that damn family (except the little kids).
Digger
(478 posts)to the town square where he will be hung by his scrotum (if he has one) from a sharp hook.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,196 posts)Okay, then. Except lay down a trail of Tic Tacs, leading right out the door, across the lawn, and onto Marine 1 -- which will then fly west and drop him off at Leavenworth.
DBoon
(22,397 posts)Thunderbeast
(3,419 posts)Once on board, Letitia James, dressed as a cleaning lady asks for an autograph. Unaware that he has signed a full confession of financial crimes, the chopper heads north to a New York State Penitentiary where he meets a nice young man with unfamiliar tattoos who is overheard saying: "I'd like to ask you for a favor, though".
For the first time in his horrible life, accountability has finally caught up with him. Tattoman sells Donnie's "favors" for cigarettes.
milestogo
(16,829 posts)SeattleVet
(5,479 posts)The best way to get rid of a troublesome pile of shit that won't go.
if..fish..had..wings
(666 posts)Right over the Potomac