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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI won the Powerball Lottery!!
Well no, actually I only matched the first three white balls.
But I'm going to go into my local Powerball office and tell them I quit counting after the first three white balls, and let them know they owe me 137 million dollars.
johnp3907
(3,735 posts)coti
(4,612 posts)hamsterjill
(15,224 posts)Thank you. I really, really needed that!
malaise
(269,280 posts)Sogo
(5,015 posts)ribrepin
(1,728 posts)Grab them by the pussy
BlueHurricane
(12 posts)So funny had to share that one!!! good one!!
PirateRo
(933 posts)central scrutinizer
(11,666 posts)NoMoreRepugs
(9,508 posts)bucolic_frolic
(43,478 posts)Evolve Dammit
(16,817 posts)jmowreader
(50,589 posts)Orangepeel
(13,933 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)What? You won't just take my word for it?
KS Toronado
(17,454 posts)Saboburns
(2,807 posts)Abra-Cadabra
PatrickforO
(14,604 posts)mtnsnake
(22,236 posts)KentuckyWoman
(6,697 posts)those other balls came in too late.
NoRoadUntravelled
(2,626 posts)Congratulations.
Volaris
(10,278 posts)Didnt they tell you that in training?
NoRoadUntravelled
(2,626 posts)probably wouldn't work either.
I'll settle for Biden's big win and happily watch the crown Trump was going to crown himself with slip from his little fingers and disappear into the dark waters of the muddy swamp.
soldierant
(6,951 posts)PCIntern
(25,643 posts)Great analogy
Dukkha
(7,341 posts)Then build a wall fort in their office and refuse to leave.
BobTheSubgenius
(11,578 posts)Still physically chuckling.
padah513
(2,514 posts)After all this madness I needed a good chuckle. Thanks, bigly lol.
Karma13612
(4,555 posts)To I am so jealous to, I hate you! (No offense!!), to VERY FUNNY
Sorry you didnt win, but this was a much needed joke at the right time!
Thanks!!!
rpannier
(24,350 posts)I was so happy for you
BarbD
(1,194 posts)IronLionZion
(45,633 posts)RANDYWILDMAN
(2,678 posts)Nice job, quit while you are ahead
milestogo
(16,829 posts)Yavin4
(35,454 posts)You can't just ask for it.
BrightKnight
(3,567 posts)And threaten to sue everyone.
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,776 posts)tell them you'll take it all the way to the Supreme Court!
nuxvomica
(12,467 posts)Cartaphelius
(868 posts)Asking for my 5 y.o. grandchild.
Captain Zero
(6,862 posts)And none of your "observers" were there.
Nitram
(22,952 posts)an amusing joke or interesting meme. Oh, well.