I hereby claim Scarlett Johanssen . . . .

[hatrack]

And no, I don't care what Colin Jost has to say about it!

[rzemanfl]

1. I hereby claim all the grouper within 20 miles of my house.

Anybody got a boat?

[miyazaki]

2. Maybe you'll be her 4th husband?

[greenjar_01]

3. I came here to say Colin Jost would give you the bidness

[skylucy]

4. I hereby claim Brad Pitt!!

[H2O Man]

5. Too late.

[panader0]

8. I hereby might risk going into the ring with you on that claim.

[H2O Man]

10. Scarlett doesn't want me

to box any more. But she wants to help me work my son's corner when he fights! (grin) Ah, even old men dream.....

[BayAreaAtLast]

6. I hereby claim Colin Firth

He's mine, I tells ya!

[KentuckyWoman]

7. Can I hereby claim I am 29?

The 50 years of experience don't count .. right?

[hatrack]

11. Only if your statement includes the word "hereby" . . . .

Doesn't work otherwise.

[KentuckyWoman]

13. FIXED!! HAHAHA

[coti]

15. Remember, it takes TWO "herebies" for the really outlandish claims nt

[mitch96]

9. I hereby claim...... claim...... shoot what was that........ it's on the tip of my tongue...... Oh

I hereby clam... my memory!!! that's it!!!! got it, thanks...
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[BainsBane]

12. Put this in the Lounge

[Progressive Jones]

14. I hereby claim, Get In Line, Pal. nt

[lunatica]

16. LOL!