tRump about to surface

[Totally Tunsie]

onto our TV screens in a few minutes.

He'll be on Network as well as Cable. This should be interesting.

[Binkie The Clown]

1. Oh damn. And I have an important video game to play. I'll miss it. nt

[Atticus]

2. "Thar he blows! The Great White Wail!" nt

[FightingIrish]

3. Please, break in and call it for Biden while he's bloviating.

[sheshe2]

4. Accosta is nailing tRump.

You will see him bending the truth. He lies and lies and lies.

[groundloop]

5. He's not allowed on MY TV screen, lest I throw something through it.

Although I'm positive he'll present an uplifting and unifying message to the country.

[ironflange]

6. Maybe he's gonna concede

[regnaD kciN]

7. When you wrote that title, all I could think of...

...was the great cartoonist Herblock's '50s-era drawings of Nixon crawling out from under a rock or a manhole cover.

[Totally Tunsie]

8. He's Adderalled up...sniff.