Oval Office Fumigated After Complaints Of Overwhelming Smell Of Bullshit

[George II]

(Satire - this is good!)

A PARADE of trucks, from several competing fumigation service providers, were seen lining up outside the White House at 7am this morning following reports that the Oval Office may have become infested with noxious bullshit.

Many concerned citizens working in buildings in the surrounding Washington DC area complained about the overwhelming stench shortly after President Donald Trump delivered his latest media briefing.

“You know, it’s the kind of smell that just lodges itself up in your nose, and gives your gag reflex something to think about,” shared one person who could smell it all the way from his office in the Senate building.

People from far away as New York, Florida, California and Texas subsequently reported the smell to the relevant authorities shortly after President Trump made himself available to avoid discussing those issues most important to the American people with the media.

https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/05/10/oval-office-fumigated-after-complaints-of-overwhelming-smell-of-bullshit/

[4nic8em]

1. Some say

In addition to bullshit, there is an underlying aroma of moldy tea bags.

[honest.abe]

2. HA! Love it!

[lame54]

3. I would LITERALLY tent the entire Whitehouse...

The symbolism alone

[Midnight Writer]

4. I'm surprised anyone noticed after all these years. I would think they were acclimated to it by now.