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Trump resigns
Says to Pence - Pardon me
Pence says - I'm prez now. Fuck you. Get out of my house.
PatSeg
(47,427 posts)lame54
(35,287 posts)Trump grabs his chest falls from balcony onto Pence
President Pelosi
ananda
(28,859 posts)I feel pretty vindictive right now.
lame54
(35,287 posts)PatSeg
(47,427 posts)Can't top that!
Laelth
(32,017 posts)Imagine an idyllic, sylvan glade. Calm, soothing, classical music is playing in the background. Mitch McConnell and Susan Collins are sitting on a bench in this glade without a care in the world. Theyre not even discussing Susans latest concerns. They might even be holding hands. This tranquil scene persists for about a minute.
Then, instantly, out of the top of your screen comes an enormous, reptilian foot that lands squarely on both of them, instantly terminating their miserable existences. The end. The credits roll, and we get two, new Democratic senators.
-Laelth
See: Bambi Meets Godzilla
lame54
(35,287 posts)Followed by a splat