Time for "Operation 'Emmy AND a Contract Extension' Sir.'
We need someone to run into the Oval Office and YELL
"CUT and season wrap. Unbelievable Sir, you will get an Emmy AND a contract extension, sir"
"HBO agreed to two year $ 150 million extension, you get 7 points on the back end and 25 points on the residuals. They are willing to give you 40 points on the electronic game but you have to get the voice input done in 12 days, we have to hurry".
"The writers have finished the general notes on the next two seasons. Next season starts at FCI Butner, NC with a 2 year skip. You have taken over the prison and formed an insider trading operation with Bernie Madoff. De Niro has signed to play Madoff, can't wait to work with you, he's a big fan. You raise $ 100 million in 3 months and get pardoned in the final episode".
"The following season you move to Scotland, play golf every day and during your golf games you engineer Scotland's exit from the UK 'Scexit". People are so excited they make you a figure head king but you switch the constitution and end up the Head of State and the Head of Government with full powers. You set up an international laundering operation for all of the major crime organizations in the world. In the final episode Putin flies in to get your advice on how to fix "The Russia Problem".
"Sir, we have to hurry, the lease on the Sikorsky ends at midnight and we don't have anything else that looks like Marine One. We need to get to Mar A Lago now, the bathing suit competition on Miss Teen USA is starting in 3 hours and we need someone to do a fire inspection of the dressing rooms, all of the girls have a crush on you sir but we have to go NOW".
"How is your short term memory going? its been giving you problems since you had Covid 19. Melania's body double will be doing the bedroom scene with you on Air Force One on the trip to Florida but we have to hurry."
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-Laelth
