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malaise

(268,987 posts)
Sat Nov 7, 2020, 06:17 AM Nov 2020

I believe in - sent to me by one of my church going friends

After dying, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are at an interview with God.

God asks Bush, "What do you believe in?"

Bush answers, "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!"

God is impressed by Bush and tells him, "Great , come sit on the chair on my right"

Next, God asks Obama, "What do you believe in?"

Obama answers, "I believe in the power of democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc."

God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, "Well done , come sit on the chair on my left.

Finally, God asks Trump, "What do you believe in?"

Trump answers, "I believe you're sitting on my chair."

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I believe in - sent to me by one of my church going friends (Original Post) malaise Nov 2020 OP
That gets a kick! tanyev Nov 2020 #1
Bwahahahahahaaa ⭐️⭐️⭐️K&R⭐️⭐️⭐️ spanone Nov 2020 #2
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