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Roland99

(53,342 posts)
Sat Nov 7, 2020, 09:25 AM Nov 2020

Letter from the front

Dear Martha

The sun hath arisen upon day 5 of our struggles here at Fort Margin. Lt Col Williams has ceaselessly worked to keep up spirits and tune our focus to the battle. Corporals Melber and Velshi suffered near mortal wounds but have recovered and are back at their stations. Recent recruit Private Steele has provided well-needed nourishment for the soul.

Meanwhile, Sgts Wallace and Reid have worked tirelessly to maintain order.

Capt Kornacki has been an unstoppable source of energy and encouragement. His battle plans would have destroyed Napoleon before he could have hereby claimed Prussia. I have not seen the man sleep yet and I do not know how his uniform remains kempt, in light of the lack of laundry facilities

Rations have been holding out but not for much longer. We hold strong and hard with hope that the battle will soon be called. There are only a few hundred of the enemy left, up against our 75 million-strong army. These are some hardy souls we fight.

I must go now, dearest. Young Soboroff has just arrived with another dispatch.

With dearest love

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Letter from the front (Original Post) Roland99 Nov 2020 OP
Lol! K&R. n/t ms liberty Nov 2020 #1
Excellent! n/t monmouth4 Nov 2020 #2
Love it! Just need to change unkempt to kempt. ARPad95 Nov 2020 #3
ack...my mind was wanting to use unkempt. and it hasn't had coffee. and... Roland99 Nov 2020 #4
I'm even more impressed now you wrote something so creative without your morning coffee! :) ARPad95 Nov 2020 #5
... Roland99 Nov 2020 #6
LOL! EndlessWire Nov 2020 #7
my brain gave up at that point. open to suggestions! Roland99 Nov 2020 #8
LOL! n/t EndlessWire Nov 2020 #9

ARPad95

(1,671 posts)
3. Love it! Just need to change unkempt to kempt.
Sat Nov 7, 2020, 10:07 AM
Nov 2020

kempt
/kem(p)t/
adjective
(of a person or a place) maintained in a neat and clean condition; well cared for.
"she was looking as thoroughly kempt as ever"

Definitions from Oxford Languages

Roland99

(53,342 posts)
4. ack...my mind was wanting to use unkempt. and it hasn't had coffee. and...
Sat Nov 7, 2020, 10:14 AM
Nov 2020

it's Saturday, Novembruary 43rd

Roland99

(53,342 posts)
8. my brain gave up at that point. open to suggestions!
Sat Nov 7, 2020, 10:21 AM
Nov 2020

winner receives a president who won't try to kill you!

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