Donnie the hotel expert schedules press conference at the four seasons... landscaping company

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https://mobile.twitter.com/SlexAxton/status/1325141204418191361?fbclid=IwAR0DEFEOjrzz1Q01KPrCrL8V3kXNPlstQBOLQsASKKiXomEYTvFBx_F9h24

I feel like we didn’t focus enough on the fact that someone in the Trump campaign meant to schedule the “four seasons hotel” but definitely accidentally scheduled this “four seasons landscaping” store and they had to follow through with it. Veep was not this good.

[BKDem]

1. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Your Trump Administration!

Only the best! Nobody does it better!

[NBachers]

2. At first I though this was some goofball thing; then I find out it actually is some goofball thing.

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3. I'm amazed somehow Borowitz and the onion stay in business.

It's really hard to out-satire these clowns.

[whttevrr]

4. ha ha ha... what?

This press conference was held between a crematorium and a sex shop.



https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/confusion-donald-trump-announces-legal-22973642

Fantasy Island is an Adult book store, which advertises that it sells DVDs, lotions and novelty gifts.

A sign outside says it has "viewing booths."

On the other side of the road is the Delaware Valley cremation centre.

Link to tweet

Jill Colvin
@colvinj
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6h
The president has arrived at his Virginia golf club as we await results.
Mikey Smith
@mikeysmith
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6h
In case you missed it, Donald Trump’s legal team is about to do a press conference outside a landscape gardeners, located between a crematorium and a dildo shop.

[Major Nikon]

5. Patton Oswalt

[groundloop]

6. Only the best people!!!!!!!