Trump Team Holds Briefing Next to Adult Book Store

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Trump Team Holds Briefing Next to Adult Book Store

November 7, 2020 at 9:21 pm EST By Taegan Goddard 3 Comments

https://politicalwire.com/2020/11/07/trump-team-news-conference-next-to-adult-book-store/

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“On Saturday morning, shortly before the AP and other news outlets called the election for Joe Biden, President Trump took to Twitter to announce that his lawyers would be holding a ‘big press conference’ in Philadelphia,” Slate reports.

“But there seems to have been some major confusion about where it would be held. First Trump tweeted it would take place at the ‘Four Seasons, Philadelphia.’ Trump later corrected himself and said that the news conference was going to be held at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.”

“When journalists arrived at the site of the news conference, they were flabbergasted by the scene and many quickly speculated that someone in the Trump campaign made a serious mistake. After all, the parking lot of a landscaping business in the outskirts of the city in an industrial part of town was a drab backdrop for a news conference by a president who wanted to convince Americans he still had a chance of winning. And making matters even stranger, the landscaping business was between an adult bookstore and a cremation center.”

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[bullimiami]

1. In all the seasons of veep they never came up with one this good. hilarious.

[chowder66]

2. The optics couldn't be more apt. lolololol. nt

[struggle4progress]

3. "Really, darlin! This time, I was there for the Trump rally!"

[crimycarny]

4. OMG--I've been seeing tweets on this all day and thought it was satire!

I didn’t realize until just now that this is actually true!

[PCIntern]

5. Jesus H Kerist...

No one could script this. Somebody tapped the wrong link on Google to book the places and this happened? And they actually showed up there?

[chriscan64]

13. Rudy butt dialed it.

If you see a Trump sign walking away, they used it to cover a rat for the press conference/

[Tree-Hugger]

6. Not so great neighborhood

What an odd choice. The back of that landscaping business butts up against the place where I used to get my cars serviced, just around the corner. It's not an especially nice part of town. It's filled with people the Trumps would never give a single thought about.

[LeftInTX]

12. I read they wanted a place where no protesters would be

with a back area and next to the freeway


I think Rudy probably has mob connections to the place...or someone has seedy connections.....

[magicarpet]

7. Planning and logistics one of Team trDumpie's greatest strengths.

[bullwinkle428]

8. Writers from "The Onion" were seen slamming their laptops closed, saying

"FUCK IT! WE CAN'T POSSIBLY COMPETE WITH REALITY ANYMORE."

[Thekaspervote]

9. can't make that kinda stuff up!! But how perfect, between an adult book store & cremation cntr

[Blue_true]

10. Did any creepy people in loose fitting trench coats wonder by,

or a hearse pull up.

The level of incompetence is simply stunning. Fortunately now, that clown show has a known end date.

[Lucinda]

11. ❤️ ✿❧🌿❧✿ ❤️

[keithbvadu2]

14. Quick! Put up a poster for the Stormy Daniels skin flick.

Quick! Put up a poster for the Stormy Daniels skin flick.

With a Trump positive rating?

'Reminds me of Ivanka'