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3Hotdogs

(12,442 posts)
Sun Nov 8, 2020, 08:58 AM Nov 2020

The next fraud story.... probably tomorrow, or Tuesday, or --- anyways,

It'll be about the guy in the counting room in Georgia. Ya see. he was spotted in a corner of the vote room. And the liberals...nah, lame stream media won't tell you about him. But my friend's neighbor saw him.

He had a bottle of White Out. And he was whiting out Trump/Pence and inking in Biden. But as soon as my friend's neighbor saw him, he put the stuff away with a sheepish grin.

Now this guy didn't get away with it. BUT go to your local Staples and see how many jars of WhiteOut are on the shelves.

WAKE UP, 'MERICA.

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The next fraud story.... probably tomorrow, or Tuesday, or --- anyways, (Original Post) 3Hotdogs Nov 2020 OP
How did they catch him? Shermann Nov 2020 #1
One of them judeling Nov 2020 #3
This shit pisses me straight off Shermann Nov 2020 #4
Wednesday morning when I drove by the county Board of Elections I saw two doc03 Nov 2020 #2
Don't worry they will never figure out what we really did. judeling Nov 2020 #5
There's already a Georgia vote counter in hiding because of death threats groundloop Nov 2020 #6

Shermann

(7,459 posts)
1. How did they catch him?
Sun Nov 8, 2020, 09:10 AM
Nov 2020

Our Deep State operatives were instructed to put thick cardboard over EVERY count room window.

Shermann

(7,459 posts)
4. This shit pisses me straight off
Sun Nov 8, 2020, 09:27 AM
Nov 2020

We needed to jerry-rig a slim victory in a couple of states, just enough to get over the 270 electoral votes. In order to not draw suspicion, we toss the Pubs a few House seats and didn't steal any Senate seats. Perfect plan right? But these bumbling fools are caught red-handed on Election Day. I'm requesting a Deep State Zoom meeting and heads are going to f'n roll.

doc03

(35,396 posts)
2. Wednesday morning when I drove by the county Board of Elections I saw two
Sun Nov 8, 2020, 09:14 AM
Nov 2020

raccoons stealing Trump ballets.

judeling

(1,086 posts)
5. Don't worry they will never figure out what we really did.
Sun Nov 8, 2020, 09:27 AM
Nov 2020

The thin microwave activated coating we applied to the ballots worked perfectly.

groundloop

(11,528 posts)
6. There's already a Georgia vote counter in hiding because of death threats
Sun Nov 8, 2020, 09:35 AM
Nov 2020

Some nut job was watching the video feed and noticed him throwing away a piece of paper (an instruction sheet) and went viral with this supposed evidence that votes were being thrown away. They discovered his name and address and made death threats against him and his family.

FUCKING NUTS!!!!

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