Act V comic relief scene in "The Tragedie of King Igolf Tweetler"

[alterfurz]

To roll out their "stolen election" conspiracy, Rudy "Nosferatu" Ghouliani mistakenly books the Four Seasons Landscaping Company instead of the Four Seasons Hotel.

"Adult book store on one side, crematorium on the other. I bet Rudy didn't know if he was coming or going." -- Peter Craven

This shit writes itself. --- Billy Shakespeare

Guess we should just consider ourselves lucky they’re mostly all “Hogan’s Heroes”-type Nazis instead of the three-digit IQ variety.

[lame54]

1. A million monkeys at a million typewriters...

Would find this implausible

[Hugin]

3. +1

And, they'd be correct. As always.

[Hugin]

2. The single most bizarre and surreal thing I've ever seen, ever.

Now, sad to say, I'm ruined to fiction. It all seems so dry now.

In their final act the Tangeranus has killed irony.

My rational brain is reeling.

[Iterate]

4. I can only hope there was an audio recording

as they drove around the block looking for parking.

[lame54]

5. Good thing they didn't book it at In N' Out Burgers...

They'd be at a brothel in Nevada

[alterfurz]

6. Rudy won't make *that* mistake again!

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