Want everyone to know that I voted for Biden in NV, AZ, WI, MI, PA, and GA.

[mr_lebowski]

Also, I'm totally already dead.

But that huge check from Soros will sustain my family for years!

[Roland99]

1. Same here. Plus I never actually registered to vote!

We sure showed them!

[mr_lebowski]

3. Did you use the same 'network of clones created using stolen military secrets' ploy that I did?

I couldn't figure out any other practical way to get in those 6 votes after I'd died, so ...

[Roland99]

4. Yeah. From that coded ad on Craigslist

[mr_lebowski]

7. Oh I heard about that but I didn't have the copy of the Hammer program that lets you

Pick up the HAARP transmission that contains the decoding pattern, so I had to just break into Fort Detrick and pilfer all the computer files and materials needed to grow the clones in my underground laboratory.

Shoot I'd wish I'd known you were working on that too, your way sounds easier.

[Roland99]

8. No need to reinvent the wheel when one can buy it for 499995 (plus s&h)

[mr_lebowski]

11. Yeah but saving that $500K allowed me to grown clones 5 & 6 instead of just the 4.

My budget from Soros was only $1.5M, and he expected at least 6 Biden votes, so ...

I mean I'd already dropped like $127M of my own money having the 100,000 sq ft laboratory/complex excavated and built 1000 feet under my house, spec'd to withstand a full scale nuclear attack and 10.0 earthquake at the same time.

The antimatter-powered elevator set me back like $3M alone.

[Roland99]

12. Excellent point. And those clones are reusable

Just need a firmware upgrade in 4 years

[KS Toronado]

31. $3M alone? Should have Doc Brown pick you up a Mr Fusion for $29.95

[Silent3]

2. Months ago I contaminated the mask supply with chemtrail chemicals...

...that make you vote Biden after you breath through the masks.

[mr_lebowski]

6. HOLY BALLS THAT IS GENIUS!?!

Do you do autographs?

[JohnQFunk]

5. Still waiting for my SorosBucks. What's the delay?

[NameAlreadyTaken]

9. Our CAT voted

and they let him! In Nevada!



But he won't tell us who he voted for, so we'll never know if he helped or hurt.

[KS Toronado]

32. He won't tell because he's ashamed he voted for the loser.

[yardwork]

41. That cat voted five times for Biden.

[KS Toronado]

47. We better tell Fox News so they get the American people informed, oh the horror!

[Enterstageleft]

10. YOU TOO?

[moonscape]

13. Call the hotline! n/t

[A-Schwarzenegger]

14. I know an animal who voted.

[mopinko]

22. was his name oscar?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

45. It most certainly is not.

(How did you know that????!)

[mopinko]

46. hey, somebody was gonna say it.

you know that.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

48. I hoped!

[mopinko]

49. someone should dig up the link.

either that, or you should write a sequel.

[angstlessk]

36. OMG! It's been years since I laughed so hard!

Haven't seen your nomenclature in a bunch of ages.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

37. Laughter good.

[Solly Mack]

15. I built an entire subdivision of 100 homes, made up the name of owners, and then voted in

each of their names. To include their adult children now home due to Covid-19.

All in all, I was able to cast over 300 votes.

[mr_lebowski]

18. Lenin Bless You, Comrade! Your contribution to the People will be rewarded with extra rations!

[Solly Mack]

20. Corn, I hope!

[mr_lebowski]

24. Corn! Potatoes! Sugar! Butter! Vodka! Cabbage!

3 months worth, for everyone in your family!

You have furthered The Cause, bigly!

[struggle4progress]

17. I haven't been born yet! I'm actually from 2525!

This is my third assignment

If this intervention works, I'm headed to czarist Russia in 1904 to see if we can tip the 1905 revolution

Assuming all goes according to plan, I'll eventually end up in England in 1381 to try to help Wat Tyler

[mr_lebowski]

21. Nice, nice ... hey btw I have a whole bunch of plutonium in my underground lab ...

So if you ever need any fuel for your travels, what's mine is yours of course, Comrade!

I actually have it cause I'm trying to open a Portal to the Multiverse to get copies of myself from lots of different dimensions. I'm thinking that would be easier than the military cloning method I described above. Took me 18 years to grow these 6 clones, so ...

[mvd]

19. Lol

I bet there are some Trumpies who would miss the sarcasm.

[mr_lebowski]

23. I'm actually hoping that news trucks will be parked outside my place in the AM

And NOT the FBI

[NameAlreadyTaken]

25. That big surge in PA votes? All me!

[mr_lebowski]

26. Okay, okay ... some of your stories are starting to get a little far-fetched!

[TlalocW]

27. I live in Kansas and had a very specific fake ID made so that

I could vote as Kris Kobach.

IRONIC VOTER FRAUD FTW!

TlalocW

[mr_lebowski]

28. Oh, that is so much win ...

[IcyPeas]

29. I mimeographed 100 ballots and mailed them all.

They were kind of purple, but other than that they were perfect.

[mr_lebowski]

30. You DID read the guidelines that came in the secret Biden Ballot-Tampering Handbook about that?

The part where you have to notify the Cabal so they can transmit messages to the robotic-clone army of vote counters they installed ... at least 10 days in advance?

The robots need to know to engage their cloak mode while opening the envelopes so the Observers don't see!

And you sent them all from different mailboxes, 2 in each State in the Union, right?

[PurgedVoter]

33. Comrads, this is not a secure thread.

I repeat, this is not a secure thread. All further conversations should be in code.


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[oswaldactedalone]

35. I ordered 10 ballots from China

but only 8 arrived on time due to the postal slowdown. Thanks, DeJoy.

[panader0]

38. That sounds like fantasy football except for elections. Good picks!

[jpljr77]

39. Did you know that Soros spent $14 TRILLION on Anitfa/BLM vote-stealing?!? I saw it on Parler n/t

[yardwork]

40. I wrote Joe Biden on random pieces of scrap paper and dropped them all in "Democrat box."

I live in NC but I drove to Georgia to drop off my votes. This past Thursday. The Georgia vote for Biden jumped up after they counted all my votes.

[jcgoldie]

42. Did you get to ride all those places on Soros' private jet?

Gosh did I have some jetlag when I got home tuesday night! But the inflight movies were awesome and the best peanuts...

[mr_lebowski]

43. Oh, for sure. And they hooked me up to the adrenochrome IV for a few hours

On one of the flights, and

The mutant powers I now possess would blow you away.

The Avengers got nothing on me ...

[IcyPeas]

44. Bailey (Elizabeth Warren's dog) voted democrat!!

Elizabeth admitted it : and it was tweeted out by a GOP asshole because they have no sense of humor.

Link to tweet