Anyone wanna buy a helicopter?

[orangecrush]

NEWS DONALD TRUMP HELICOPTER
Donald Trump's personal helicopter and mainstay throughout his career has hit the market for a price tag of more than $1 million.


The soon-to-be ousted president has never been shy about his love of private jets and helicopters, owning three choppers and several other private aircrafts.

And now bidders could get their hands on the Sikorsky S-76B; Trump's personal helicopter which was used extensively during his 2016 election campaign.



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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/donald-trumps-private-helicopter-worth-over-1-million-sale-after-election-loss-1545910%3famp=1

[kirkuchiyo]

1. NO

Imagine how long and expensive the process will be to get the smell out...

[TheBlackAdder]

8. Most expensive part of an aircraft is the maintence schedule. I bet it's coming up on a major one.

[AmericanCanuck]

2. Money laundering ploy

Some oligarch with ill-gotten gains will buy it for 10 million

[PJMcK]

3. Who'd want it?

Seriously! Who would want anything that cretin had touched? (Except maybe the Resolute Desk!)

Besides, Trump has a bad history with helicopters:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-helicopter-crash-lie-barbara-res-new-york-organisation-a9033476.html

[beastie boy]

4. Ok, so it's COVID free. But is it free of rats?

Nah, I will pass.

[brooklynite]

5. Meanwhile, Palm Beach has told Trump he can't use his Mar-a-Lago helipad after Jan 20.

[Towlie]

13. Fact check: It's true.

Use of helipad at Mar-a-Lago ends with Trump's term on Jan. 20

[RKP5637]

6. The interior has some strange orange goo all over the inside and it glows at night! n/t

[Wicked Blue]

12. And it smells like burnt steak farts nt

[RKP5637]

15. And it keeps setting off all the smoke detectors!

[ornotna]

16. I'm not going to ask how you know what that smells like

Nope, not gonna do it.

[Wicked Blue]

19. I have no idea since I'm vegetarian

It's a description borrowed from Shower Cap / aka The Ferret

http://showercapblog.com/

[TheBlackAdder]

7. So, it's registered and taxed in the UK, not the USA?

[jmowreader]

17. The one in that picture is not the one for sale

He has three S-76 helis. The one in the picture is used when he goes to Scotland. He has two in the US. One is white, the other black. The black one is for sale.

[orangecrush]

20. Thanks!

It better match the ebay photos!

[Solly Mack]

9. That'll buy a lot of venue time at Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Big red dildos for all!

[spanone]

10. Bad Mojo

[Wicked Blue]

11. Why doesn't he just have a garage sale?

Or run an ad on Craigslist?

Looks to me like he's desperate for money.

[llmart]

14. My headline

"Trump trying to sell his assets to pay the millions he owes."

Next up - selling Melania's "services" to make money.

[lpbk2713]

18. It comes with a library of videos he got from Epstein.

Well used.

[Liberal In Texas]

21. This the one they're selling. The one in the OP is in England.

The G in the start of the tail number means it's registered in Great Britain.

Just like to be accurate.

[tinrobot]

22. This just screams that he's broke.