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Wish I said that! (Original Post) BigBearJohn Nov 2020 OP
Stephen King has always had a way with words! DesertRat Nov 2020 #1
King's next book: TwIT - a horror story about a clown in love with his own appendages. Solly Mack Nov 2020 #2
LMAO BigBearJohn Nov 2020 #3
Sure, it's funny. Now. We know how it ends. Solly Mack Nov 2020 #4

Solly Mack

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2. King's next book: TwIT - a horror story about a clown in love with his own appendages.
Mon Nov 9, 2020, 01:59 PM
Nov 2020

One day there's a terrible accident while the clown is freebasing Adderall - and the clown sets his hair on fire. A now bald head covered in scars sends the clown into a rage. The clown steals a mop-head, dyes it the color of blighted wheat, places it on his head, and then goes on a tweeting rampage.

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