Northeast Philly sex shop owner says business 'mobbed with customers" after Trump campaign presser

[malachi]

https://www.phillyvoice.com/four-seasons-northeast-philly-sex-shop-fantasy-island-donald-trump-giuliani/


Trump's moribund presidency has become a laughingstock since his legal team held a Saturday press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Northeast Philadelphia, timed almost perfectly with the announcement that Joe Biden had won the election.

Though The New York Times has reported that the unusual location was chosen intentionally — instead of the much more logical Four Seasons hotel in Center City — the world seems more than ready to drop this in the column of alternative facts.

"Oh yeah. It’s helped me out. Matter of fact, if I knew this was coming, I would have definitely got in touch with a web designer, and also [gotten] some silkscreen-type things, to just put on a shirt because my Fantasy Island Facebook page has been blown up. I’m past 7,000 people commenting on everything that’s been going on. I had to order some more stuff and ask the companies if they could physically pick up some stuff at my distributors or actually ask UPS if we could fast-track some of it. People in the neighborhood forget about us because we haven’t done any major, major advertising. We could never afford advertising like this. This is worldwide. I don’t know if I’ll ever trend like this ever again."

[underpants]

1. Family owned business since 1978

[Yavin4]

8. "Son, your mother and I built this business with our bare hands from the ground up."

"And some day son, those peep show booth quarters will all be yours."

[Dennis Donovan]

2. We can't just watch dildos on TV...

🍆🍆🍆

[soothsayer]

3. That's awesome

[Blue Owl]

4. Next thing you know, tRump will try to claim Rudy is some kind of economic stimulus wizard

[OnDoutside]

5. " I don't know if I'll ever trend like this ever again."

[get the red out]

6. At least Trump helped a small business person!

Rather than just the corporate elite.

[Zambero]

7. That leaves the crematorium

Business seems to be booming on the block. One hopes that mass suicide on the part of eager "customers" won't be the next spinoff!

[Dustlawyer]

12. Trump helped them with his Covid response.

[The Genealogist]

9. Good for them

Glad this stupidity actually helped a small business owner.

[Earthshine2]

10. The funniest thing I heard is that people are calling the sex shop asking for Rudy Giuliani.

Heard that from Keith Olbermann, and some other place I can't remember.

[BumRushDaShow]

11. I had read locally here yesterday

that the guy was initially complaining about all the people "standing outside" of his place (including taking selfies) but not actually going inside and partaking of or buying anything. I guess he found a way to "market" himself finally.

[torius]

13. He should rename it Rudy

Island and sell self-untucking shirts.

[Sneederbunk]

14. Much demand for Giuliani Shirt Tuck Doll.

[Vinca]

15. He should produce a special Trump 2020 loser mushroom-shaped "device."

[Hav]

16. That's another entry for Rudy's resume I guess

What a development..
Cousin fukker, America's mayor, Presidential campaign wrecked by Biden's zinger, corrupt henchman revealing private talks by butt-dialing journalists, wanker, employee of the month for the local dildo shop. What's next?